Friday, January 7, 2022

Sarah Sherman (2021- )

SS101-10/2/21: 3
SS102-10/9/21: 2
SS103-10/16/21: 1
SS104-11/6/21: 2
SS105-11/13/21: 2
SS106-11/20/21: 4
SS107-12/11/21: 2
SS108-1/15/22: 2
SS109-1/22/22: 1
SS110-1/29/22: 2
SS111-2/26/22: 3
SS112-3/5/22: 2
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SS118-5/14/22: 3
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SS215-3/11/23: 1
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SS308-12/16/23: 2
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SS314-3/9/24: 5
SS315-3/30/24: 4
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SS318-5/4/24: 1
SS319-5/11/24: 7
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SS408-12/7/24: 4
SS409-12/14/24: 6
SS410-12/21/24: 3
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SS415-3/29/25: 5
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SS509-12/20/25: 4
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Aristotle Athari (2021-2022)

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AA102-10/9/21: 4
AA103-10/16/21: 1
AA104-10/23/21: 2
AA105-11/13/21: 3
AA106-11/20/21: 1
AA107-12/11/21: 2
AA108(9)-1/15/22: 1
AA109(8)-1/22/22: 1
AA110(7)-1/29/22: 2
AA111(6)-2/26/22: 1
AA112(5)-3/5/22: 2
AA113(4)-3/12/22: 1
AA114(3)-4/16/22: 3
AA115(2)-5/7/22: 1
AA116(1)-5/21/22: 1



James Austin Johnson (2021- )

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JAJ102-10/9/21: 2
JAJ103-10/16/21: 2
JAJ104-10/23/21: 4
JAJ105-11/6/21: 2
JAJ106-11/13/21: 2
JAJ107-11/20/21: 4
JAJ108-12/11/21: 1
JAJ109-1/15/22: 2
JAJ110-1/22/22: 1
JAJ111-1/29/22: 2
JAJ112-2/26/22: 3
JAJ113-3/5/22: 3
JAJ114-3/12/22: 2
JAJ115-4/2/22: 3
JAJ116-4/9/22: 2
JAJ117-4/16/22: 2
JAJ118-5/7/22: 2
JAJ119-5/14/22: 2
JAJ120-5/21/22: 3




JAJ201-10/1/22: 4
JAJ202-10/8/22: 1
JAJ203-10/15/22: 3
JAJ204-10/29/22: 5
JAJ205-11/5/22: 5
JAJ206-11/12/22: 3
JAJ207-12/3/22: 3
JAJ208-12/10/22: 1
JAJ209-12/17/22: 3
JAJ210-1/21/23: 3
JAJ211-1/28/23: 4
JAJ212-2/4/23: 2
JAJ213-2/25/23: 4
JAJ214-3/4/23: 3
JAJ215-3/11/23: 4
JAJ216-4/1/23: 4
JAJ217-4/8/23: 3
JAJ218-4/15/23: 1




JAJ301-10/14/23: 2
JAJ302-10/21/23: 2
JAJ303-10/28/23: 2
JAJ304-11/11/23: 4
JAJ305-11/18/23: 4
JAJ306-12/2/23: 2
JAJ307-12/9/23: 3
JAJ308-12/16/23: 4
JAJ309-1/20/24: 4
JAJ310-1/27/24: 3
JAJ311-2/3/24: 3
JAJ312-2/24/24: 4
JAJ313-3/2/24: 4
JAJ314-3/9/24: 2
JAJ315-3/30/24: 5
JAJ316-4/6/24: 5
JAJ317-4/13/24: 2
JAJ318-5/4/24: 3
JAJ319-5/11/24: 5
JAJ320-5/18/24: 5




JAJ401-9/28/24: 2
JAJ402-10/5/24: 3
JAJ403-10/12/24: 5
JAJ404-10/19/24: 2
JAJ405-11/2/24: 3
JAJ406-11/9/24: 6
JAJ407-11/16/24: 2
JAJ408-12/7/24: 4
JAJ409-12/14/24: 2
JAJ410-12/21/24: 1
JAJ411-1/18/25: 1
JAJ412-1/25/25: 4
JAJ413-3/1/25: 2
JAJ414-3/8/25: 4
JAJ415-3/29/25: 3
JAJ416-4/5/25: 6
JAJ417-4/12/25: 2
JAJ418-5/3/25: 4
JAJ419-5/10/25: 2
JAJ420-5/17/25: 3




JAJ501-10/4/25: 2
JAJ502-10/11/25: 5
JAJ503-10/18/25: 2
JAJ504-11/1/25: 3
JAJ505-11/8/25: 4
JAJ506-11/15/25: 4
JAJ507-12/6/25: 1
JAJ508-12/13/25: 3
JAJ509-12/20/25: 4
JAJ510-1/17/26: 3
JAJ511-1/24/26: 4
JAJ512-1/31/26: 3
JAJ513-2/28/26: 3
JAJ514-3/7/26: 4
JAJ515-3/14/26: 5
JAJ516-4/4/26: 4
JAJ517-4/11/26: 3
JAJ518-5/2/26: 3
JAJ519-5/9/26: 1
JAJ520-5/16/26: 3



Saturday, July 10, 2021

Season 46 (20-21)

October 3, 2020-Chris Rock

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) interrupts Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) at debate

-TV reporter (MID) covers contact tracing at name-change office

-given a glimpse of 2020, Y2k teen (KYM) focuses on video game graphics

-NBA Bubble Draft- women hope to gain access to isolated basketballers


October 10, 2020-Bill Burr

*Bidenfly (Jim Carrey) teleports to Mike Pence's (BEB) head during debate

-upon emerging from isolation, (host) & (KAM) are called out for misstatements

-The Blitz- sports teasing is sour in wake of police shooting of black man

-after 20 years behind bars, mob boss (host) lacks modern sensibilities


October 17, 2020-Issa Rae

*Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) & Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) town halls differ

-Bonjour Hi!- Montreal morning news show has French Canadian quirks

-(host)'s eccentric Times Square exes interrupt her date with (CRR)

-Your Voice Chicago- (host)'s vow to only vote Black candidates is tested

-restaurant fans (BEB), (KYM) & (AND) threaten governor kidnapping


October 24, 2020-Adele

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) & Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) have final debate

-in 2019, psychic's (KAM) 2020 visions confuse (BOY), (HEG), (EGN) & (host)

-The Bachelor- romance drama prompts contestant host to sing her hits

-(MAR)'s lack of comprehension cuts through her grandkids' indirectness

-black men are why white divorcees (host) (KAM) (HEG) promote Africa visits


October 31, 2020-John Mulaney

*on Halloween, Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) reads The Raven before scary election

-Cinema Classics- Tippi Hedren (KAM) panics in The Birds phone booth scene

-Ichabod Crane (host) asks Headless Horseman (BEB) about self-fellation

-(PED) buying NYC souvenir store underwear prompts show tunes by Times Square dwellers

-(host) expresses his displeasure over being memed again by his nephew (PED)


November 7, 2020-Dave Chappelle

*Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) has defeated loser Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)

-corporate mascots Aunt Jemima (MAR) & Uncle Ben (KET) have been canceled

-(MID) lingers on (KYM)'s testicle trauma in Super Mario Brothers celebration

-news report reveals co-workers' (KET) & (KAM) hailstorm-induced romance

-news report shows Donald Trump's O.J. Simpson-inspired White House departure


December 5, 2020-Jason Bateman

*Rudy Giuliani (KAM) calls ridiculous witnesses at election fraud hearing

-at a sleepover, obviously-guilty Megan (KAM) won't admit to menstrual accident

-cabaret singers Charlie (BOY) & Billie (CES) recall virus-free happy days

-Morgan Wallen’s [real] future selves (host) & (BOY) warn him about SNL dilemma

-shopping mall Santa (host) & Mrs. Claus (CES) crash their plastic bubbles


December 12, 2020-Timothée Chalamet

*Anthony Fauci (KAM) & Deborah Birx (HEG) detail the Covid-19 vaccination plan

-uninfectious son (host) is the rebel in a family of coronaviruses

-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- rotating guests include T. Chalamet (CLF) & Harry Styles (host)

-Holiday Baking Championship- seasonal cakes are disgusting failures

-XXL Rap Roundtable- Soundcloud rappers (host) & (PED) irritate panel discussion

-Newsmax spin-off Sportsmax claims the Jets & Knicks are actually winners


December 19, 2020-Kristen Wiig

*Joe Biden (ALM) crashes Mike Pence's (BEB) Covid-19 vaccination event

-Secret Word- Mindy Grayson (KRW) & Austrian actress (KAM) botch holiday clues

-(KRW) & (BOY) perform a sassy scene at a USO show for WWII soldiers

-Pigeon Lady (KRW) gets aggressive in alternate ending to Home Alone 2

-The Grinch (PED) had a threesome with Cindy Lou's (CLF) parents (MID) & (KRW)

-impending Christmas homecoming revelation overwhelms surprise-loving Sue (KRW)




January 30, 2021-John Krasinski

*What Still Works?- exhausted KAM seeks non-dysfunctional institutions

-Blue Georgia- conservative southern stereotypes are overlooked in newly democratic state

-The Dividend- an economist's (host) creepy kids (MID) & (KAM) haunt (BEB)

-members of a suburban pandemic bubble are arrested for being Capitol rioters

-Supermarket Sweep- lesbian couple (KAM) & (AIB) dominate classic episode

-out-of-touch Subway ad men (host) & (BEB) criticize (AND)'s protein bowl pitch

-sex rat (KYM) controls intercourse from (host)'s head a la Ratatouille


February 6, 2021-Dan Levy

*James Brown (KET) & other NFL analysts preview Super Bowl commercials

-chatter of Universal Studios Tour guide trainee (host) is inappropriate

-self-satisfied group of friends claim to practice safe social distancing

-Lifting Our Voices- white allies' cringeworthy support is appreciated

-(host) & (CES) perform "Hot Damn" to Super Bowl fans at a sports bar

-bride's (EGN) passive-aggressive friends (host) & (KAM) object to wedding


February 13, 2021-Regina King

*Tucker Carlson (ALM) Tonight- second impeachment acquittal is assessed

-What's Your Type?- bachelorette (host) is horny for cringey white dudes

-(KET) & (host) want compensation for those who put Gorilla Glue in hair

-(AIB)'s birthday gifts from friends indicate they think she's a boozer

-before a 1978 gig, disco queen's (host) support staffer (BOY) has failed her

-(host), (KAM) & (AIB) substitute "elbow" for "vagina" at school assembly


February 20, 2021-Regé-Jean Page

*Oops, You Did It Again- Britney Spears (CLF) offers a forum for apologies

-Actors Spotlight- Ice Cube (KET) tries to fit in with panel of British actors

-guys playing pool have an emotional appreciation of "Drivers License"

-Mr. Chicken Legs Pageant- scrawny thighs of grown men are celebrated

-Songs Of The Sea- whalers' shanties describe a miserable marine existence

-inviting black neighbors to white family dinner leads to grace-saying battle

-on the Bridgerton set, (MID) & (PED) are substitute intimacy coordinators


February 27, 2021-Nick Jonas

*Anthony Fauci (KAM) emcees contest to simplify the Covid-19 vaccine distribution

-(MID) & (CRR) find (KAM) trapped inside of their mirror workout device 

-Prince Charming (host) discovers that tiny glass slipper fits mouse (AIB)

-(KYM) is forced to sit with large, stuffed “guy from Soul” on amusement park ride

-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- rotating guests include host & Dua Lipa (MEV)

-after living in quarantine for a year, (host) & (KAM) have forgotten how to flirt


March 27, 2021-Maya Rudolph

*Snatched! Vaxed! or Waxed!- Spring Breakers assess vacationing chicks

-Hot Ones- spicy wings are too hot to handle for drama queen Beyonce (MAR)

-Kamala Harris (MAR) & Doug Emhoff (MAS) welcome politicians for Passover Seder

-rival Broadway choreographers (KET) & (MAR) have a love-hate relationship

-2021 Barfly Awards- boozed boomers celebrate their drunk lifestyle


April 3, 2021-Daniel Kaluuya

*Oops, You Did It Again- Britney Spears (CLF) judges more controversial celebrities

-Will You Take It?- (host) urges relatives to get the Covid vaccine

-offended mom (KAM) gets passive-aggressively noisy during family game night

-(CRR)'s parents (host) & (EGN) criticize his decision to change majors

-fraternity brother (host) suggests inviting their moms on a road trip

-at a dog park, (EGN) & (AND) object to (host)’s attempts at puppy voices

-(host) & (CES) jazz up (KET)'s birthday with an upright bass & poetry


April 10, 2021-Carey Mulligan

*Eye On Minnesota- anchors' race guides perception of Derek Chauvin trial

-What's Wrong With This Picture- contestants' speculations are inaccurate

-(KAM) calls (AIB) for advice on requiting classmate's (host) attention

-pretentious (host) & (MID) are overdramatic during a spaceship mission

-The War In Words- wife's (host) baffling letters alarm WWII seaman (MID)

-(AIB) & (host) try to sell L'eggs pantyhose to high school teens


May 8, 2021-Elon Musk

*Miley Cyrus [real] sings "Light Of A Clear Blue Morning" for castmembers' moms

-Gen Z Hospital- zoomers mourn death of their bestie with youthful slang

-The Ooli (CLF) Show- Frances McDormand (KAM) visits oddball Icelandic talk show

-trial reveals deeds of Italians Wario (host), Luigi (KYM) & Princess Peach (Grimes)

-in the Old West, eccentric cowboy (host) has radical ideas ahead of his time


May 15, 2021-Keegan-Michael Key

*Anthony Fauci (KAM) presents CDC skits demonstrating post-vaccinated life

-high schoolers (BOY) (HEG) (host) provide commentary for prom night red carpet

-The Muppet Show- security guards (host) & (KET) deal with Statler & Waldorf

-at TGI Friday's, Jemma (CES) & musician boyfriend (host) perform inappropriate songs

-(CES), (KAM) & (host) blunder the lyrics to "I Got Rhythm" during Gershwin tribute

-relatives don’t hold their applause during high school graduation ceremony


May 22, 2021-Anya Taylor-Joy

*castmembers look back on working through the pandemic during SNL's past season

-Hollywood Squares- nearly all celebrities in 1998 episode are problematic

-in heaven, female angels criticize male angels’ design of man

-Celtic Woman is a crowd-pleasing mostly-Irish musical extravaganza

-Enid (AIB) & Astrid's (host) Brawr Barn supports large-breasted women

-(AIB) & (host)’s questions to diverse TV cast are softball or insensitive

-Vin Diesel (BEB) promotes going back to the movie theatres for AMC

Monday, May 10, 2021

SNL At Home (2020)

NOTE: This section is a hypothetical look at what the live sketches might've been if they were regular episodes.


April 11, 2020-At Home I

-Ruth Bader Ginsburg (KAM) works out at home with miniature equipment

-Henriette (AIB) & Nan (KAM) have trouble using Zoom during conference meeting

-Bailey Gismert's (HEG) reviews of home-screened movies highlight awkwardness

-Cam Playz Dat- (MID) is repeatedly killed during video game Twitch session

-Sky Sports announcer Bob Tisdale (ALM) reports on homemade sports

-How Low Will You Go?- game show contestants (EGN) (HEG) (AIB) are horny


April 25, 2020-At Home II

*Anthony Fauci (Brad Pitt) reacts to Donald Trump's coronavirus statements

-What Up With That?-Charles Barkley & DJ Khaled [real] are remote during (KET)'s singing & dancing

-quarantined anchor's (MID) report is disrupted by distracting phone filters

-(AIB) & (KAM) list items that Bartenson's Grocery Store has plenty of

-Big Dominican Lunch- David Ortiz (KET) prepares meat on home cooking show

-after being released from prison, (CRR) contacts his old hookups

-intense instructors conduct SoulCycle Virtual Workouts from their homes

-Paul Rudd [real] & his cousin Mandy (HEG) speak for first time since childhood

-virtual police procedural has some singing & an anticlimatic confession

-Barbara (KAM) shows similar-looking cats available online at Whiskers R' We


May 9, 2020-At Home III

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) speaks at high school's virtual graduation

-(MAS) & Deirdre (HEG) annoy friends with talk of their quarantine trip to Italy

-pastor (KET) can't get congregation to mute during Baptist church Zoom

-Bouncy Waves- vlogger PJ Charnt (KRW) shares some hair advice

-What's Wrong With This Picture- mom contestants haven't got a clue

-Eleanor's (AIB) House- imagination summons unwanted birthday party guests

-YouTube channel features a dad (MID) getting viciously pranked by his son

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Season 45 (19-20)

September 28, 2019-Woody Harrelson

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) phones allies for Ukraine help during impeachment

-town hall debate has Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & Kamala Harris (MAR)

-Sun's Out Nevada!- (host)’s World's Biggest Cheeto attraction becomes orange dust

-high school football team learns from (HEG) their coach's (host) penis is broken

-Inside The Beltway- flashbacks confirm (KET)'s impeachment doubts

-Chickham's Apple Farm- sisters (AIB) & (KAM) allow dull fruit picking


October 5, 2019-Phoebe Waller-Bridge

*Mike Pompeo (Matthew Broderick) & others plot impeachment strategy

-What's Wrong With This Picture- contestants apply absurd backstories

-anchors keep a racial scorecard of crimes reported during their newscast

-The War In Words- wife's (host) cryptic letters concern WWII pilot (MID)

-Royal Romance- duchess (host) & Thunderstick (KET) were a '70s odd couple

-tough-acting barflies (KAM), (AIB), (CES) & (host) still crave (BEB)


October 12, 2019-David Harbour

*Julian Castro (Lin-Manuel Miranda) & others debate at LGBTQ town hall

-Little Miss Teacher's Friend pageant contestants are student suck-ups

-hyper (BOY), (host), (HEG) & (KAM) audition to be SoulCycle instructors

-Folk Of The Past- in 1962, trio (host), (KAM) & (AIB) measure pathos

-erotic (host) & (KAM) creep out their grandkids while making pasta sauce

-Dog Court- (CES) judges disputes involving canines & their owners


October 26, 2019-Chance the Rapper

*impeached Bill Clinton (DAH) speaks at Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) rally

-confused Lazlo Holmes (host) doesn't understand an E-sports tournament

-Judge Barry (host) is able to reach a verdict upon first impressions

-on Halloween, ghost (host) reluctantly shares embarrassing cause of death

-love-at-first-sight causes (host) & (CES) to literally float on air

-Dazzle Designs- (AIB) & (KAM) sell unattractive show choir attire

-in a dance studio, instructor (KET) poorly hides his werewolf transformation


November 2, 2019-Kristen Stewart

*at an Iowa rally, Elizabeth Warren (KAM) gives healthcare policy details

-crass (AIB), (host) & (KAM) are candidates for inspirational WWII poster 

-(AIB)'s use of expensive Farrow & Ball paint produces family hostility

-(CES) serves as translator for hero dog Conan during a press conference

-growling stomachs of deadlocked jury perform "Pony" by Ginuwine

-pansexual (host) pushes for a threesome with middle-aged (KET) & (EGN)

-to stargazing (BEB) & (host), constellations are depictions of oral sex


November 16, 2019-Harry Styles

*Days Of Our Impeachment- soap opera has Bill Taylor (Jon Hamm) & others

-intern (host) unwisely plans to try buying 15 Popeyes chicken sandwiches

-in childbirth class, Icelandic (HEG) & (host) display smooth methods

-sloppy intercom use of pilots (host) & (MID) offends & alarms passengers

-Sara Lee's Instagram account manager (host) is posting about his sex life

-stage act of 45 year-old former child star (CES) & her dancers is pathetic

-deejays (host) & (CRR) boldly perform at funeral of (BEB)'s elderly mom


November 23, 2019-Will Ferrell

*Gordon Sondland (WIF) doesn't assist Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) exoneration

-Democratic debate includes Amy Klobuchar (RAD) & Michael Bloomberg (FRA)

-on Thanksgiving, Pocahontas' (MEV) grandfather (WIF) criticizes immigrants

-emotional parents (WIF) & (KAM) derail a pizza parlor commercial shoot

-Cinema Classics- Dorothy (KAM) faces Munchkin muses in The Wizard Of Oz outtake

-ventriloquist's (WIF) dummy claims their relationship is nonconsensual


December 7, 2019-Jennifer Lopez

*(JIF), (Paul Rudd) & (James Corden) bully Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) at NATO

-home makeover program visits Matt Schatt (MID) & out-of-his-league wife (host)

-knockout's (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie

-(host) & other hip-hop carolers perform twisted raps to suburban family

-Hoops- (host) & (MEV) sell large, round, golden, resourceful earrings

-Wisconsin women (host) (KAM) (CES) run hardware store in bear country

-hyper (BOY), (host), (CES), (BEB) & (HEG) try out to be workout trainers


December 14, 2019-Scarlett Johansson

*Trump dominates family dinner talk in San Francisco, Charleston & Atlanta

-at a mall, dance music done by (KET) & (host) has naughty holiday lyrics

-co-worker reaction to inappropriate (host) & loveable Charlie (KET) differs

-strip club ghosts (host) & (CES) sing to couple (CRR) & (EGN) about hot tub tomb

-single (host) faces holiday marriage tropes on Hallmark Channel game show

-kitchen workers are big fans of models (BOY) & (host) from choking poster

-Trump impeachment hasn't converted thought-translator creator's (host) dog


December 21, 2019-Eddie Murphy

*Joe Biden (JAS) challenges debate-crasher Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)

-Mister Robinson's (EDM) Neighborhood- gentrification has provided opportunities

-Holiday Baking Championship- bad cakes are based on characters kids love

-The Masked Singer- after his identity is revealed, Buckwheat (EDM) sings

-Black Jeopardy!- Velvet Jones' (EDM) ho tutorials clash with modern sensibilities

-manic elf witness (EDM) describes polar bear attack on Santa's workshop




January 25, 2020-Adam Driver

*in hell, Satan (KAM) praises scoundrel defender Alan Dershowitz (JOL)

-at a slumber party, obviously-guilty toilet destroyer (KAM) won't fess up

-in a Del Taco commercial shoot, (KYM) redoes "aw man, I'm all outta cash" line

-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) interrupt professor's (host) air lesson

-aspiring actor (host) injects dark storyline into Medieval Times show

-Cheer- coaches (HEG) & (host) overlook squad members' severe injuries

-waitress (HEG) imagines romance while marrying ketchup bottles (host) & (CES)


February 1, 2020-J.J. Watt

*Judge Mathis (KET) rules in fantasy Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) trial

-Elsa (KAM) is gay & Kristoff (host) is woke in Frozen II deleted scenes

-teen (KYM) cringes when parents (host) & (AIB) overshare their sex life

-Pilot Hunk (host)- bachelorettes compete to impress muscular aviator

-host hesitates at unflattering dialogue during Madden 21 recording session

-My Fair Bigfoot- otherwise-civilized Sasquatch (host) has bathroom mishap

-delivery guy's (host) porno plot fulfillment ruins pizza shop owner (KET)


February 8, 2020-RuPaul

*Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & other candidates debate in New Hampshire

-(host), (CRR), (KET) & (EGN) play charades differently than white family

-(CES) & (host) loudly & self-righteously argue check-splitting proposal

-at the library, host "reads" to kids by insulting the books' characters

-Thirsty Cops (EGN) & (host) are hot for roadside texting driver (PED)

-The Old New York Show- eccentric shut-ins (AIB) & (KAM) long for '90s NYC


February 29, 2020-John Mulaney

*Democratic candidates crash Mike Pence's (BEB) coronavirus press conference

-Liesl Von Trapp's (CES) boyfriend Rolf (host) is well beyond teenaged

-(host) dislikes being the subject of his nephew's (PED) viral meme

-twink’s (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie

-(PED)’s request for airport sushi leads to LaGuardia inhabitants singing about facilities

-Forgotten Figures of Black History- aggravated (KET) booed Jackie Robinson


March 7, 2020-Daniel Craig

*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Elizabeth Warren [real] values her success

-The Sands Of Modesto- social distancing impacts soap opera interactions

-singer Cookie (EGN) rages on talk show after chef’s (host) innocent foil remark

-at a wedding reception, pandemic context has Debbie Downer (RAD) in her element

-host's accent coach (BEB) wants Benoit Blanc to be cartoonishly southern

-during a game night, (host) & (HEG) share incredibly-obscure movie quotes