Jane Wickline (2024- )

JW101-9/28/24: 1

JW102-10/5/24: 2

JW103-10/12/24: 1

JW104-10/19/24: 1

JW105-11/2/24: 2

JW106-11/9/24: 2

JW107-11/16/24: 2

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Ashley Padilla (2024- )

AP101-9/28/24: 3

AP102-10/5/24: 1

AP103-10/19/24: 2

AP104-11/2/24: 1

AP105-11/9/24: 4

AP106-11/16/24: 6

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Emil Wakim (2024- )

EW101-9/28/24: 2

EW102-10/5/24: 2

EW103-10/12/24: 1

EW104-10/19/24: 3

EW105-11/2/24: 2

EW106-11/9/24: 6

EW107-11/16/24: 4

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Chloe Troast (2023-2024)

CT101-10/14/23: 3

CT102-10/21/23: 3

CT103-10/28/23: 1

CT104-11/11/23: 2

CT105-11/18/23: 1

CT106-12/2/23: 3

CT107-12/9/23: 3

CT108-12/16/23: 2

CT109(11)-1/20/24: 4

CT110(10)-1/27/24: 1

CT111(9)-2/3/24: 3

CT112(8)-2/24/24: 1

CT113(7)-3/2/24: 3

CT114(6)-3/9/24: 2

CT115(5)-3/30/24: 1

CT116(4)-4/6/24: 3

CT117(3)-4/13/24: 2

CT118(2)-5/11/24: 4

CT119(1)-5/18/24: 2

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Season 48 (22-23)

 

October 1, 2022-Miles Teller

*Peyton (host) & Eli (AND) Manning provide commentary on the new SNL season

       -Send Something Normal- Adam Levine (MID) & other celebrities share icky DMs

       -Charmin bear (host) doesn’t want to follow his family’s toilet paper legacy

       -at a rooftop bar, desperate losers (host) & (MID) attempt to hit on women

       -Grimace (host) shares his buff appearance & bisexuality with the McDonald’s gang

       -Caribbean Queens- (EGN) & (HEG) drink & chase men during a long resort stay

 

October 8, 2022-Brendan Gleeson

*So You Think You Won’t Snap!- contestants attempt to stay calm in troubling times

       -viral Try Guys (BOY) (MID) (AND) scandal overshadows White House coverage

       -Marilyn Monroe (CLF) hears hateful fan mail in extended cut of Blonde

       -headshot photographer (AND) finds his striking muse in elderly (host)

       -tribe leader (host) produces gushes of blood from making a blood oath

       -(SRS) shows off her googly eye implants during a business meeting

 

October 15, 2022-Megan Thee Stallion

*members of the House January 6th Committee give their closing statements

       -Hot Girl Hospital- nurses create drama by ignoring medical alerts

       -patriarch (KET) can’t spot a deer outside his family cabin window

       -Girl Talk- guests on (EGN)’s show receive advice through slang

       -flat-bottomed (HEG) & (CLF) are instructors in (host)’s booty workout

       -inspirational substitute (EGN) is out of her element teaching an AP course

 

October 29, 2022-Jack Harlow

*Republican candidates Herschel Walker (KET) & Kari Lake (CES) bask in glory 

       -bride (HEG) objects to (host)’s best man (AND) dressing like Joker at their wedding

        -Post-Halloween Red Carpet Special- (CES) & (MID) interview celebrators on the street

       -(host) shares his Pixar movie idea about suitcases during an AA meeting

       -trainee bartenders (BOY) & (host) are unable to pour a cocktail

       -David S. Pumpkins (Tom Hanks) confuses another set of haunted house attractors

       -The View- Whoopi Goldberg (EGN) falls for captivating host

 

November 5, 2022-Amy Schumer

*Joe Biden (JAJ) pushes for celebrity candidates to gain midterm election support

       -(host) attempts to enjoy soup while her friend (HEG) goes through divorce

       -nosy jurors (host) (BOY) (SRS) disrupt a murder trial investigation

       -council meeting moderates Twitter users who were banned from the site

       -rowdy Jets fans badmouth Bills supporters passing by at a tailgate 

       -housefire report unravels relationship drama between (host), (CES) & (BOY)

       -(host) got (AND) to attend therapy by appeasing to his masculinity

       -(CLF), (host) & (HEG) promote wearing big dumb hats for any occasion

 

November 12, 2022-Dave Chappelle

*Fox & Friends- Kari Lake (CES) & Donald Trump (JAJ) discuss midterm elections

       -P.M. In The Afternoon- bluesman (host) reluctantly defines "potato hole"

       -(MIL)'s attempts to join the conversation in a Black barber shop fall flat

       -MID feels uncomfortable filling in for host during a sketch about Black Heaven

 

December 3, 2022-Keke Palmer

*Republican senators prepare Herschel Walker (KET) for the Georgia runoff

       -soap opera cat fight of (CES) & (host) is done with obvious stunt doubles

       -women who dated Drake seek compensation by forming the United Tingz of Aubrey

       -Hello Kitty store trainees (host) & (BOY) are baffled by facts about the character

       -Arby’s customers get confused about promotional deals in the advertising

       -(CES) watches actions of (host)’s twins (BOY) & (SRS) during an ultrasound

       -new student (host) upstages the other girls during choir practice

       -flight attendants (EGN) & (host) brag about the plane’s poor conditions

 

December 10, 2022-Steve Martin & Martin Short

*KET, CES, BOY, EGN & SRS sing about keeping it cool for the holidays

       -Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) annoy (Steve) & (MAS) during seasonal lesson

       -(KET) & an excited group (Steve) (MAS) (CES) sing “Snow” aboard a winter train ride

       -mall Santa (Steve) and helper elf (MAS) bicker and hear kids’ overbearing requests

       -supposed sexpert Minky Carmichael (MAS) gives relationship advice to his audience

       -(Steve) is tired of consistent family dilemmas in new Father of the Bride sequel

 

December 17, 2022-Austin Butler

*Donald Trump (JAJ) promotes his collection of NFT digital trading cards

       -The Phrase That Pays- contestant (host) easily solves complicated word puzzles

       -British family hypes the wonders of Marzipan, the sweet treat children adore

       -elderly women go crazy for Jewish Elvis (SRS) performing at a retirement center

       -(host) gets upset when he loses his present during a gift exchange party

January 21, 2023-Aubrey Plaza

*compulsive liar George Santos (BOY) reports from the field during NFL coverage

       -Miss Universe pageant contestants give wild responses to basic queries

       -a couple (host) & (MID) at game night get too personal with their Taboo answers

       -Catholic school nuns (MOK) & (host) deliver the morning announcements

       -out-of-place (HEG) & (host) are clearly undercover Avatars in a Na’vi tribe

       -an actor (DEW) feels uncomfortable about his role in a HIV commercial shoot

       -(JAJ) accuses (host) of murdering her elderly husband in a film noir

 

January 28, 2023-Michael B. Jordan

*badass attorney general Merrick Garland (MID) reports on classified documents

       -morning show chef (SRS) reports after being stuck on a roller coaster

       -Dominican towel guys (MAH) & (KET) engage in small talk with water park guests

       -effeminate (BOY) & masculine (host) record lines for video game characters

       -(host) crashes (AND)’s public seminar for men seeking confidence

       -male stripper’s (host) pregnant wife (HEG) ruins vibe of bachelorette party

       -King Brothers (AND) (JAJ) advertise their Toyota Overstock Sale-a-Thon

 

February 4, 2023-Pedro Pascal

*Chinese spy balloon (BOY) responds to being shot down over the ocean

       -The Big Hollywood Quiz- contestants can’t name current streaming media

       -hospital patient (host) wakes up confused after a long coma

       -teacher (host) addresses students over their obsessive famcams of him

       -(MAH) introduces girlfriend (CLF) to his overprotective mother (host)

       -Italian waiters ignore (SRS) when complimenting the restaurant guests

       -Lisa from Temecula (EGN) shakes a restaurant table when cutting her steak

 

February 25, 2023-Woody Harrelson

*Donald Trump (JAJ) addresses Ohio residents following train derailment

       -prison guards (EGN) (KET) comment on cell conversation between (host) & (CLF)

       -(KET) unwillingly rides the Slingshot repeatedly at an amusement park

       -submarine captain (host) disciplines his crew over naming their new ship

       -actor (host) regretfully gained 450 pounds for cancelled movie project

       -two elegant men (host) & (BOY) speak in the most beautiful gym in the world

 

March 4, 2023-Travis Kelce

*Fox & Friends- Mike Lindell (JAJ) weighs in on Rupert Murdoch trial

       -(host) creeps out patrons with his dolls at the American Girl Café

       -personal eulogist (host) displays deceased grandma (EGN) at her own funeral

       -meeting ex-boyfriend’s (host) new flame (CLF) causes (HEG) to cry profusely

       -(EGN) & (JAJ) reveal interpersonal relationship with (host) to their children

       -rejected online match (BOY) crashes (HEG)’s date with (host) during intercourse

       -Too Hot To Handle- unappealing (CLF) breaks the ground rules on dating competition

 

March 11, 2023-Jenna Ortega

*(HEG) & Mario Lopez (MAH) provide commentary at Oscars Red Carpet Ceremony

       -School vs. School- (MID) & his superhuman students (host) (MOK) compete

       -(host) rehearses Parent Trap lines with fill-in body double (FRA)

       -Ridiculousness- (host) shares depressing anecdotes in response to viral videos

       -upstairs neighbor (EGN) performs the exorcism on possessed (host)

       -(AND) & (JAJ) pitch their advertising jingle to struggling law firm

 

April 1, 2023-Quinta Brunson

*Donald Trump (JAJ) plugs his album of duets in the wake of indictment

       -cocaine dealers use Caucasian stereotypes to hype their drugs' whiteness

       -Couple Goals- contestant (KET) fears his wife (host) will become handicapped

       -in a traffic jam, (MID) & (host) express road rage through excessive gestures

       -soap opera argument between doctor (host) & midwife (BOY) spans many years

       -Penis Brothers' (SRS) & (host) blatant sexual harassment astounds (CLF)

 

April 8, 2023-Molly Shannon

*Donald Trump (JAJ) interrupts The Last Supper to compare his arrest to Jesus

       -valet parking trainees (JAJ) (MOS) (KET) can't get the hang of the job

       -(MOS) & co-workers learn she isn't pregnant, but is just full of farts

       -plot points of (HEG)'s autobiographical play distress her boyfriend (DEW)

       -(MOS) is critical during commercial shoot for Vagerted menopause drug

       -Sally O'Malley (MOS) has inspired new choreography & outfits for Jonas Brothers [real]

 

April 15, 2023-Ana de Armas

*(HEG) & (BOY) interview Central Park stereotypes on the year's first warm day

       -The Dome- beauty of loser Matt Schatt's (MID) wife (host) derails game show

       -(host) & (EGN) record degrading tags for (DEW)’s album during studio session

       -new students (MAH) & (host) expose Spanish teacher's (MID) unfluency

       -at a wedding reception, Lisa from Temecula's (EGN) salad-tossing shakes table

       -Enter Stage Woof, The Acting School For Dogs- (host) & (CLF) present showbiz pups

       -man with the world's longest fingernails (BOY) hesitates on promised manicure

Molly Kearney (2022-2024)

MK101-10/1/22: 2

MK102-10/8/22: 1

MK103-10/15/22: 1

MK104-10/29/22: 2

MK105-11/5/22: 2

MK106-11/12/22: 1

MK107-12/3/22: 2

MK108-12/10/22: 1

MK109-12/17/22: 1

MK110-1/21/23: 3

MK111-1/28/23: 1

MK112-2/4/23: 3

MK113-2/25/23: 1

MK114-3/11/23: 4

MK115-4/1/23: 2

MK116-4/8/23: 4

MK117-4/15/23: 5

MK201(19)-10/14/23: 1

MK202(18)-10/21/23: 2

MK203(17)-10/28/23: 1

MK204(16)-11/11/23: 3

MK205(15)-11/18/23: 2

MK206(14)-12/2/23: 1

MK207(13)-12/9/23: 3

MK208(12)-12/16/23: 3

MK209(11)-1/20/24: 3

MK210(10)-1/27/24: 3

MK211(9)-2/3/24: 1

MK212(8)-2/24/24: 1

MK213(7)-3/2/24: 2

MK214(6)-3/9/24: 2

MK215(5)-4/6/24: 2

MK216(4)-4/13/24: 3

MK217(3)-5/4/24: 1

MK218(2)-5/11/24: 3

MK219(1)-5/18/24: 2

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Marcello Hernández (2022- )

MH101-10/1/22: 2

MH102-10/8/22: 2

MH103-10/15/22: 1

MH104-10/29/22: 3

MH105-11/5/22: 6

MH106-11/12/22: 1

MH107-12/3/22: 2

MH108-12/10/22: 1

MH109-12/17/22: 4

MH110-1/21/23: 2

MH111-1/28/23: 4

MH112-2/4/23: 3

MH113-2/25/23: 1

MH114-3/4/23: 1

MH115-3/11/23: 3

MH116-4/1/23: 3

MH117-4/8/23: 3

MH118-4/15/23: 2

MH201-10/14/23: 3

MH202-10/21/23: 4

MH203-10/28/23: 1

MH204-11/11/23: 2

MH205-11/18/23: 4

MH206-12/2/23: 3

MH207-12/9/23: 3

MH208-12/16/23: 3

MH209-1/20/24: 2

MH210-1/27/24: 2

MH211-2/3/24: 3

MH212-2/24/24: 4

MH213-3/2/24: 5

MH214-3/9/24: 4

MH215-3/30/24: 3

MH216-4/6/24: 2

MH217-4/13/24: 2

MH218-5/4/24: 3

MH219-5/11/24: 4

MH220-5/18/24: 3

MH301-9/28/24: 2

MH302-10/5/24: 3

MH303-10/12/24: 1

MH304-10/19/24: 2

MH305-11/2/24: 3

MH306-11/9/24: 3

MH307-11/16/24: 5

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