October 1, 2022-Miles Teller
*Peyton (host) & Eli (AND) Manning provide commentary on the new SNL season
-Send Something Normal- Adam Levine (MID) & other celebrities share icky DMs
-Charmin bear (host) doesn’t want to follow his family’s toilet paper legacy
-at a rooftop bar, desperate losers (host) & (MID) attempt to hit on women
-Grimace (host) shares his buff appearance & bisexuality with the McDonald’s gang
-Caribbean Queens- (EGN) & (HEG) drink & chase men during a long resort stay
October 8, 2022-Brendan Gleeson
*So You Think You Won’t Snap!- contestants attempt to stay calm in troubling times
-viral Try Guys (BOY) (MID) (AND) scandal overshadows White House coverage
-Marilyn Monroe (CLF) hears hateful fan mail in extended cut of Blonde
-headshot photographer (AND) finds his striking muse in elderly (host)
-tribe leader (host) produces gushes of blood from making a blood oath
-(SRS) shows off her googly eye implants during a business meeting
October 15, 2022-Megan Thee Stallion
*members of the House January 6th Committee give their closing statements
-Hot Girl Hospital- nurses create drama by ignoring medical alerts
-patriarch (KET) can’t spot a deer outside his family cabin window
-Girl Talk- guests on (EGN)’s show receive advice through slang
-flat-bottomed (HEG) & (CLF) are instructors in (host)’s booty workout
-inspirational substitute (EGN) is out of her element teaching an AP course
October 29, 2022-Jack Harlow
*Republican candidates Herschel Walker (KET) & Kari Lake (CES) bask in glory
-bride (HEG) objects to (host)’s best man (AND) dressing like Joker at their wedding
-Post-Halloween Red Carpet Special- (CES) & (MID) interview celebrators on the street
-(host) shares his Pixar movie idea about suitcases during an AA meeting
-trainee bartenders (BOY) & (host) are unable to pour a cocktail
-David S. Pumpkins (Tom Hanks) confuses another set of haunted house attractors
-The View- Whoopi Goldberg (EGN) falls for captivating host
November 5, 2022-Amy Schumer
*Joe Biden (JAJ) pushes for celebrity candidates to gain midterm election support
-(host) attempts to enjoy soup while her friend (HEG) goes through divorce
-nosy jurors (host) (BOY) (SRS) disrupt a murder trial investigation
-council meeting moderates Twitter users who were banned from the site
-rowdy Jets fans badmouth Bills supporters passing by at a tailgate
-housefire report unravels relationship drama between (host), (CES) & (BOY)
-(host) got (AND) to attend therapy by appeasing to his masculinity
-(CLF), (host) & (HEG) promote wearing big dumb hats for any occasion
November 12, 2022-Dave Chappelle
*Fox & Friends- Kari Lake (CES) & Donald Trump (JAJ) discuss midterm elections
-P.M. In The Afternoon- bluesman (host) reluctantly defines "potato hole"
-(MIL)'s attempts to join the conversation in a Black barber shop fall flat
-MID feels uncomfortable filling in for host during a sketch about Black Heaven
December 3, 2022-Keke Palmer
*Republican senators prepare Herschel Walker (KET) for the Georgia runoff
-soap opera cat fight of (CES) & (host) is done with obvious stunt doubles
-women who dated Drake seek compensation by forming the United Tingz of Aubrey
-Hello Kitty store trainees (host) & (BOY) are baffled by facts about the character
-Arby’s customers get confused about promotional deals in the advertising
-(CES) watches actions of (host)’s twins (BOY) & (SRS) during an ultrasound
-new student (host) upstages the other girls during choir practice
-flight attendants (EGN) & (host) brag about the plane’s poor conditions
December 10, 2022-Steve Martin & Martin Short
*KET, CES, BOY, EGN & SRS sing about keeping it cool for the holidays
-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) annoy (Steve) & (MAS) during seasonal lesson
-(KET) & an excited group (Steve) (MAS) (CES) sing “Snow” aboard a winter train ride
-mall Santa (Steve) and helper elf (MAS) bicker and hear kids’ overbearing requests
-supposed sexpert Minky Carmichael (MAS) gives relationship advice to his audience
-(Steve) is tired of consistent family dilemmas in new Father of the Bride sequel
December 17, 2022-Austin Butler
*Donald Trump (JAJ) promotes his collection of NFT digital trading cards
-The Phrase That Pays- contestant (host) easily solves complicated word puzzles
-British family hypes the wonders of Marzipan, the sweet treat children adore
-elderly women go crazy for Jewish Elvis (SRS) performing at a retirement center
-(host) gets upset when he loses his present during a gift exchange party
January 21, 2023-Aubrey Plaza
*compulsive liar George Santos (BOY) reports from the field during NFL coverage
-Miss Universe pageant contestants give wild responses to basic queries
-a couple (host) & (MID) at game night get too personal with their Taboo answers
-Catholic school nuns (MOK) & (host) deliver the morning announcements
-out-of-place (HEG) & (host) are clearly undercover Avatars in a Na’vi tribe
-an actor (DEW) feels uncomfortable about his role in a HIV commercial shoot
-(JAJ) accuses (host) of murdering her elderly husband in a film noir
January 28, 2023-Michael B. Jordan
*badass attorney general Merrick Garland (MID) reports on classified documents
-morning show chef (SRS) reports after being stuck on a roller coaster
-Dominican towel guys (MAH) & (KET) engage in small talk with water park guests
-effeminate (BOY) & masculine (host) record lines for video game characters
-(host) crashes (AND)’s public seminar for men seeking confidence
-male stripper’s (host) pregnant wife (HEG) ruins vibe of bachelorette party
-King Brothers (AND) (JAJ) advertise their Toyota Overstock Sale-a-Thon
February 4, 2023-Pedro Pascal
*Chinese spy balloon (BOY) responds to being shot down over the ocean
-The Big Hollywood Quiz- contestants can’t name current streaming media
-hospital patient (host) wakes up confused after a long coma
-teacher (host) addresses students over their obsessive famcams of him
-(MAH) introduces girlfriend (CLF) to his overprotective mother (host)
-Italian waiters ignore (SRS) when complimenting the restaurant guests
-Lisa from Temecula (EGN) shakes a restaurant table when cutting her steak
February 25, 2023-Woody Harrelson
*Donald Trump (JAJ) addresses Ohio residents following train derailment
-prison guards (EGN) (KET) comment on cell conversation between (host) & (CLF)
-(KET) unwillingly rides the Slingshot repeatedly at an amusement park
-submarine captain (host) disciplines his crew over naming their new ship
-actor (host) regretfully gained 450 pounds for cancelled movie project
-two elegant men (host) & (BOY) speak in the most beautiful gym in the world
March 4, 2023-Travis Kelce
*Fox & Friends- Mike Lindell (JAJ) weighs in on Rupert Murdoch trial
-(host) creeps out patrons with his dolls at the American Girl Café
-personal eulogist (host) displays deceased grandma (EGN) at her own funeral
-meeting ex-boyfriend’s (host) new flame (CLF) causes (HEG) to cry profusely
-(EGN) & (JAJ) reveal interpersonal relationship with (host) to their children
-rejected online match (BOY) crashes (HEG)’s date with (host) during intercourse
-Too Hot To Handle- unappealing (CLF) breaks the ground rules on dating competition
March 11, 2023-Jenna Ortega
*(HEG) & Mario Lopez (MAH) provide commentary at Oscars Red Carpet Ceremony
-School vs. School- (MID) & his superhuman students (host) (MOK) compete
-(host) rehearses Parent Trap lines with fill-in body double (FRA)
-Ridiculousness- (host) shares depressing anecdotes in response to viral videos
-upstairs neighbor (EGN) performs the exorcism on possessed (host)
-(AND) & (JAJ) pitch their advertising jingle to struggling law firm
April 1, 2023-Quinta Brunson
*Donald Trump (JAJ) plugs his album of duets in the wake of indictment
-cocaine dealers use Caucasian stereotypes to hype their drugs' whiteness
-Couple Goals- contestant (KET) fears his wife (host) will become handicapped
-in a traffic jam, (MID) & (host) express road rage through excessive gestures
-soap opera argument between doctor (host) & midwife (BOY) spans many years
-Penis Brothers' (SRS) & (host) blatant sexual harassment astounds (CLF)
April 8, 2023-Molly Shannon
*Donald Trump (JAJ) interrupts The Last Supper to compare his arrest to Jesus
-valet parking trainees (JAJ) (MOS) (KET) can't get the hang of the job
-(MOS) & co-workers learn she isn't pregnant, but is just full of farts
-plot points of (HEG)'s autobiographical play distress her boyfriend (DEW)
-(MOS) is critical during commercial shoot for Vagerted menopause drug
-Sally O'Malley (MOS) has inspired new choreography & outfits for Jonas Brothers [real]
April 15, 2023-Ana de Armas
*(HEG) & (BOY) interview Central Park stereotypes on the year's first warm day
-The Dome- beauty of loser Matt Schatt's (MID) wife (host) derails game show
-(host) & (EGN) record degrading tags for (DEW)’s album during studio session
-new students (MAH) & (host) expose Spanish teacher's (MID) unfluency
-at a wedding reception, Lisa from Temecula's (EGN) salad-tossing shakes table
-Enter Stage Woof, The Acting School For Dogs- (host) & (CLF) present showbiz pups
-man with the world's longest fingernails (BOY) hesitates on promised manicure
October 2, 2021-Owen Wilson
*Democratic bickering threatens Joe Biden's (JAJ) legislative agenda
-The Talking- Covid-19 test results pull talk show panelists from live broadcast
-host records new lines about Lightning McQueen being a sexual predator
-crazy citizens go off-topic at a school board hearing about new policies
-(KET) insists on performing R. Kelly songs during funeral service
-during an NFL broadcast, sitcom promo overwhelms announcing team
-stool testers (AND) & (SRS) act suspicious during commercial shoot
October 9, 2021-Kim Kardashian
*Facebook representative (HEG) addresses Internet-clueless senators
-Aladdin (PED) feels inferior while spending time with Jasmine (host)
-The Dream Guy- (host) chooses a mate from a selection of celebrity bachelors
-tube malfunctions cause strange lottery results during a newscast
-The People's Kourt- Kourtney (host) rules over Kardashian family affairs
-host's new line of Skims shapewear is intended for thick dogs
October 16, 2021-Rami Malek
*Jon Gruden (JAJ) & others address the numerous current NFL controversies
-at a middle school assembly, (BOY) is a flamboyant daddy longlegs
-KET & host attempt their best Prince impressions during a movie audition
-Celeb School- Pete Davidson (host) & Rami Malek (PED) compete on game show panel
-(host) & (AIB) act out potential arguments while shopping for a mattress
-Angelo (ARA) produces identical-sounding songs from audience suggestions
October 23, 2021-Jason Sudeikis
*Joe Biden (JAJ) is visited by his past self (JAS) in the Oval Office
-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) frustrate Mr. Teacher (JAS) during gravity lesson
-shady (JAS) overshadows Annie's (MEV) arrival to the Warbucks (MID) mansion
-(JAS) seduces (KYM)’s wife (EGN) during a parent-teacher conference
-What Up With That?- Oscar Isaac & Nicholas Braun [real] welcome (KET)’s singing & dancing
-Founding Father (AND) wants to add a treasure map to Declaration of Independence
-eccentric (KET) propositions broke (JAS) & (HEG) in a casino bar
November 6, 2021-Kieran Culkin
*Justice with Judge Jeanine (CES)- Donald Trump (JAJ) rambles endlessly
-a series of Spectrum operators won't help (host) cancel his cable service
-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- Dionne Warwick [real] is a guest
-office workers think about dynamics during awkward men's room banter
-weatherman (host) neglected a storm alert while preparing turkey rap
November 13, 2021-Johnathan Majors
*Ted Cruz’s (AIB) version of Sesame Street panders to Republicans
-Forgotten Monarchs- royal Matilda The First (CLF) meets her suitors
-The Audacity In Advertising Awards celebrate shameless promotional spots
-Strange Kid Tales- paranormal children frighten (KET) & (host)
-act of Broadway veterans Blythe (CES) & Brick (BOY) is all about drugs
-pastor (host) & wife (EGN) reveal their open marriage during church service
November 20, 2021-Simu Liu
*Justice with Judge Jeanine (CES)- Kyle Rittenhouse verdict is celebrated
-Karaoke Recap- (CLF) & (KET) review peculiar song interpretations
-at the Pentagon, (MID) & (host) present Dog Head Man as a military weapon
-Republican Or Not- contestants (host) & (EGN) analyze political vagueness
-Thanksgiving Baking Championship- themed cakes are revolting disasters
-911 operator (EGN) receives flustered calls from professors high on weed
December 11, 2021-Billie Eilish
*Anthony Fauci (KAM) presents scenes dramatizing pandemic behavior
-the lives behind Christmas card photo subjects are presented
-(HEG) & (host) demonstrate hip-hop choreography for Nativity pageant
-50s crooner Leslie D (host) sings about awkward encounter with Santa
-(KAM) & (host) advertise bland facilities of low-rate hotels
January 15, 2022-Ariana DeBose
*Joe Biden (JAJ) blames Spider-Man movie for the Omicron spread
-NBA on TNT- civilians take the court when Sacramento Kings all get Covid
-(PED) & (SRS) sell winter formal gowns along with their off-putting son (AND)
-new NYC mayor Eric Adams (CRR) emphasizes the importance of swagger
-governess (host) hired by Maria (KAM) teaches kids a "Do-Re-Mi" variation
-presenters' (KAM) & (host) Greek translations feature lesbian imagery
-Longhorn Steakhouse workers taunt demanding boss (HEG) behind her back
January 22, 2022-Will Forte
*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Donald Trump (JAJ) rambles using the Wordle format
-Kid Klash- young contestant (AIB) flails & fails in a giant cream pie
-Cinema Classics- (KAM) is deceived by her peers in the film Gaslight
-(MID)'s wife (HEG) hires a professional third (WLF) for their threesome
-(WLF) & (KRW) sing more songs about spaceships, toddlers, Model T cars & jars of beer
January 29, 2022-Willem Dafoe
*aides brief Joe Biden (JAJ) on social media propaganda regarding Ukraine
-eccentric NYC residents address concerns at a tenants association meeting
-canines in Badminster Dog Show possess traits that make them undesirable
-magic mirror reveals Belle's (CLF) father (host) acting weird while alone
-Good Day Denver- show mislabels self-help guru (host) as a blowjob expert
-temp (host) busts skyscraper window in attempt to join office jam session
February 26, 2022-John Mulaney
*The Ukrainian Chorus Dumka [real] perform a prayer in the wake of invasion
-primate behavior of Monkey Judge (host) impacts injury settlement trial
-three couples carefully try to discuss Covid-related topics at a restaurant
-(AND) purchasing a churro produces musical numbers about the NYC subway
-Behind The Slime- clips from 1980 show early versions of Nickelodeon goo
-at her family reunion, (EGN)’s husband (host) is once again in his element
March 5, 2022-Oscar Isaac
*Laura Ingraham (KAM) & Tucker Carlson (ALM) hold Fox News telethon to support Ukraine
-city councilman (host) calls for the removal of Paw Patrol in voting campaign
-(host) & (CES) give inappropriate advice during workplace harassment seminar
-AIB plays the Sexual Woman in vanity sketch as an opportunity to romance host
-In Over Your Head- (KET) give home repair advice for insufficient workers
-janitor (host) shares his erotic fanfiction to a creative writing class
March 12, 2022-Zoë Kravitz
*Joe Biden (JAJ) takes advice from TikTok stars on handling Ukraine crisis
-maid of honor (host) gets very personal in her speech for bride (CES)
-(KAM) calls (AIB) for advice on requiting popular girl's (host) interest
-Tiana (host) begins to have second thoughts about her frog lover (CRR)
-(KET) exposes secrets on a prepared video will discovered by his family
-Word Crunch- game show contestant (host) finds dirty phrases in crossword search
-(BOY) shares his obsession over marching band cover of “Don’t Stop Believin”
April 2, 2022-Jerrod Carmichael
*Fox & Friends- Clarence (KET) & Ginni (KAM) Thomas avoid discussing their politics
-Is My Brain Okay?- game show contestants have become dumber over the pandemic
-dollmaker’s (host) creation has sexual functions on the shopping network
-seat fillers (host) (KYM) are nervous of Will Smith (CRR) after he slaps Chris Rock
-funeral directors (AND) & (host) unceremoniously throw the deceased off a cliff
-socially awkward (KYM) keeps interrupting (host) as he shares an anecdote
April 9, 2022-Jake Gyllenhaal
*newly appointed Ketanji Brown Jackson (EGN) receives advice from African American figures
-Why’d You Like It?- contestants’ reactions to Instagram posts are exposed
-The Singers Four (host) (KAM) (CES) (BOY) sing about achieving the little things
-garden flowers (host) (CES) (SRS) (CRR) react to their springtime surroundings
-a sick cowboy (host) fails to hide his illness during a western saloon standoff
-couple’s counselor (PUJ) receives distracting texts during meeting with (host) & (MEV)
-the truck stop CDs of Johnny Goblin (host) are the perfect music for truck drivers
April 16, 2022-Lizzo
*Easter Bunny (BOY) hears holiday wishes of Donald Trump (JAJ) & Eric Adams (CRR)
-Guess That!- contestant (host) has trouble following the game show rules
-in 2008, the Black Eyed Peas record lyrics for their upcoming album
-(MID)’s date with (host) gets interrupted by her Six Flags grandparents (SRS) & (EGN)
-ancient Rome planners (CES) & (BOY) oversee royal orgy participants
-a twerking flutist (host) attempts to join the symphony orchestra
-(AND)’s savings plan flops when he learns the worth of Beanie Babies
May 7, 2022-Benedict Cumberbatch
*13th century morals are proven to be undeveloped for passing abortion laws
-(AIB)’s Mother’s Day gifts from family suggest unpleasant feelings
-Blue Bunny ice cream evokes passion from (HEG) & (host) in focus group
-chain-gang prisoner (host) receives special treatment from warden (ALM)
-news of (ALM) enlisting in WWI causes (CES) to faint dramatically
-new wave duo (host) & (BOY) fill in for Chuck E. Cheese animatronics
May 14, 2022-Selena Gomez
*trial testimony of Johnny Depp (KYM) centers around Amber Heard pooping in bed
-Bratz dolls (host) (AIB) (BOY) give lonely (SRS) discouraging advice
-A Peek at Pico- (MEV) & (host) cover what’s good & sad in the community
-understudy actors (CES) & (host) have trouble remembering lines in Irish play
-prince (MID) believes (KAM) is the weirdo in a trio of royal sisters
-(EGN) & (BOY) promote careers in modeling at a high school assembly
-(host) watches actions of twins (BOY) & (SRS) through the baby monitor
May 21, 2022-Natasha Lyonne
*Ms. Rafferty (KAM) explains third abduction & leaves Earth on a UFO
-50s baseball announcer (host) rambles endlessly while high on meth medicine
-harmonica player’s (host) internal dilemma leaks into Treece’s (KET) gig
-(CES), (HEG) & (EGN) control their boss Mr. Dooley (host) after killing him
-(AIB) & (KAM) support adult pigtails for eccentric grey-haired women
