Season 45 (19-20)

September 28, 2019-Woody Harrelson

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) phones allies for Ukraine help during impeachment

-town hall debate has Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & Kamala Harris (MAR)

-Sun's Out Nevada!- (host)’s World's Biggest Cheeto attraction becomes orange dust

-high school football team learns from (HEG) their coach's (host) penis is broken

-Inside The Beltway- flashbacks confirm (KET)'s impeachment doubts

-Chickham's Apple Farm- sisters (AIB) & (KAM) allow dull fruit picking

October 5, 2019-Phoebe Waller-Bridge

*Mike Pompeo (Matthew Broderick) & others plot impeachment strategy

-What's Wrong With This Picture- contestants apply absurd backstories

-anchors keep a racial scorecard of crimes reported during their newscast

-The War In Words- wife's (host) cryptic letters concern WWII pilot (MID)

-Royal Romance- duchess (host) & Thunderstick (KET) were a '70s odd couple

-tough-acting barflies (KAM), (AIB), (CES) & (host) still crave (BEB)

October 12, 2019-David Harbour

*Julian Castro (Lin-Manuel Miranda) & others debate at LGBTQ town hall

-Little Miss Teacher's Friend pageant contestants are student suck-ups

-hyper (BOY), (host), (HEG) & (KAM) audition to be SoulCycle instructors

-Folk Of The Past- in 1962, trio (host), (KAM) & (AIB) measure pathos

-erotic (host) & (KAM) creep out their grandkids while making pasta sauce

-Dog Court- (CES) judges disputes involving canines & their owners

October 26, 2019-Chance the Rapper

*impeached Bill Clinton (DAH) speaks at Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) rally

-confused Lazlo Holmes (host) doesn't understand an E-sports tournament

-Judge Barry (host) is able to reach a verdict upon first impressions

-on Halloween, ghost (host) reluctantly shares embarrassing cause of death

-love-at-first-sight causes (host) & (CES) to literally float on air

-Dazzle Designs- (AIB) & (KAM) sell unattractive show choir attire

-in a dance studio, instructor (KET) poorly hides his werewolf transformation

November 2, 2019-Kristen Stewart

*at an Iowa rally, Elizabeth Warren (KAM) gives healthcare policy details

-crass (AIB), (host) & (KAM) are candidates for inspirational WWII poster 

-(AIB)'s use of expensive Farrow & Ball paint produces family hostility

-(CES) serves as translator for hero dog Conan during a press conference

-growling stomachs of deadlocked jury perform "Pony" by Ginuwine

-pansexual (host) pushes for a threesome with middle-aged (KET) & (EGN)

-to stargazing (BEB) & (host), constellations are depictions of oral sex

November 16, 2019-Harry Styles

*Days Of Our Impeachment- soap opera has Bill Taylor (Jon Hamm) & others

-intern (host) unwisely plans to try buying 15 Popeyes chicken sandwiches

-in childbirth class, Icelandic (HEG) & (host) display smooth methods

-sloppy intercom use of pilots (host) & (MID) offends & alarms passengers

-Sara Lee's Instagram account manager (host) is posting about his sex life

-stage act of 45 year-old former child star (CES) & her dancers is pathetic

-deejays (host) & (CRR) boldly perform at funeral of (BEB)'s elderly mom

November 23, 2019-Will Ferrell

*Gordon Sondland (WIF) doesn't assist Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) exoneration

-Democratic debate includes Amy Klobuchar (RAD) & Michael Bloomberg (FRA)

-on Thanksgiving, Pocahontas' (MEV) grandfather (WIF) criticizes immigrants

-emotional parents (WIF) & (KAM) derail a pizza parlor commercial shoot

-Cinema Classics- Dorothy (KAM) faces Munchkin muses in The Wizard Of Oz outtake

-ventriloquist's (WIF) dummy claims their relationship is nonconsensual

December 7, 2019-Jennifer Lopez

*(JIF), (Paul Rudd) & (James Corden) bully Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) at NATO

-home makeover program visits Matt Schatt (MID) & out-of-his-league wife (host)

-knockout's (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie

-(host) & other hip-hop carolers perform twisted raps to suburban family

-Hoops- (host) & (MEV) sell large, round, golden, resourceful earrings

-Wisconsin women (host) (KAM) (CES) run hardware store in bear country

-hyper (BOY), (host), (CES), (BEB) & (HEG) try out to be workout trainers

December 14, 2019-Scarlett Johansson

*Trump dominates family dinner talk in San Francisco, Charleston & Atlanta

-at a mall, dance music done by (KET) & (host) has naughty holiday lyrics

-co-worker reaction to inappropriate (host) & loveable Charlie (KET) differs

-strip club ghosts (host) & (CES) sing to couple (CRR) & (EGN) about hot tub tomb

-single (host) faces holiday marriage tropes on Hallmark Channel game show

-kitchen workers are big fans of models (BOY) & (host) from choking poster

-Trump impeachment hasn't converted thought-translator creator's (host) dog

December 21, 2019-Eddie Murphy

*Joe Biden (JAS) challenges debate-crasher Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)

-Mister Robinson's (EDM) Neighborhood- gentrification has provided opportunities

-Holiday Baking Championship- bad cakes are based on characters kids love

-The Masked Singer- after his identity is revealed, Buckwheat (EDM) sings

-Black Jeopardy!- Velvet Jones' (EDM) ho tutorials clash with modern sensibilities

-manic elf witness (EDM) describes polar bear attack on Santa's workshop

January 25, 2020-Adam Driver

*in hell, Satan (KAM) praises scoundrel defender Alan Dershowitz (JOL)

-at a slumber party, obviously-guilty toilet destroyer (KAM) won't fess up

-in a Del Taco commercial shoot, (KYM) redoes "aw man, I'm all outta cash" line

-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) interrupt professor's (host) air lesson

-aspiring actor (host) injects dark storyline into Medieval Times show

-Cheer- coaches (HEG) & (host) overlook squad members' severe injuries

-waitress (HEG) imagines romance while marrying ketchup bottles (host) & (CES)

February 1, 2020-J.J. Watt

*Judge Mathis (KET) rules in fantasy Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) trial

-Elsa (KAM) is gay & Kristoff (host) is woke in Frozen II deleted scenes

-teen (KYM) cringes when parents (host) & (AIB) overshare their sex life

-Pilot Hunk (host)- bachelorettes compete to impress muscular aviator

-host hesitates at unflattering dialogue during Madden 21 recording session

-My Fair Bigfoot- otherwise-civilized Sasquatch (host) has bathroom mishap

-delivery guy's (host) porno plot fulfillment ruins pizza shop owner (KET)

February 8, 2020-RuPaul

*Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & other candidates debate in New Hampshire

-(host), (CRR), (KET) & (EGN) play charades differently than white family

-(CES) & (host) loudly & self-righteously argue check-splitting proposal

-at the library, host "reads" to kids by insulting the books' characters

-Thirsty Cops (EGN) & (host) are hot for roadside texting driver (PED)

-The Old New York Show- eccentric shut-ins (AIB) & (KAM) long for '90s NYC

February 29, 2020-John Mulaney

*Democratic candidates crash Mike Pence's (BEB) coronavirus press conference

-Liesl Von Trapp's (CES) boyfriend Rolf (host) is well beyond teenaged

-(host) dislikes being the subject of his nephew's (PED) viral meme

-twink’s (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie

-(PED)’s request for airport sushi leads to LaGuardia inhabitants singing about facilities

-Forgotten Figures of Black History- aggravated (KET) booed Jackie Robinson

March 7, 2020-Daniel Craig

*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Elizabeth Warren [real] values her success

-The Sands Of Modesto- social distancing impacts soap opera interactions

-singer Cookie (EGN) rages on talk show after chef’s (host) innocent foil remark

-at a wedding reception, pandemic context has Debbie Downer (RAD) in her element

-host's accent coach (BEB) wants Benoit Blanc to be cartoonishly southern

-during a game night, (host) & (HEG) share incredibly-obscure movie quotes

Season 44 (18-19)

September 29, 2018-Adam Driver

*Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) is emotional at Supreme Court confirmation

-unskilled 46 year-old (host) spoils teens' (KYM) & (PED) Fortnite session

-(host) & (CES) get fooled by deceitful Burger King coffee campaign

-at high school career day, oil baron (host) delights in enemy-crushing

-southern white supremacists learn that Vermont is a Caucasian paradise

October 6, 2018-Awkwafina

*victorious GOP locker room celebrates Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation

-street gang (host) (KET) (LEJ) move to game show themes in dance battle

-The Hidden Tales of Egypt- (host) molds Cleopatra's (CES) trademark look

-So You're Willing To Date A Magician- contestant (host) dislikes options

-at a baby shower, (host) is protective of oversensitive & childless (CES)

-Debette Goldry (KAM) compares her film disgraces to those of the #MeToo era

October 13, 2018-Seth Meyers

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) welcomes Kanye West (CRR) to the Oval Office

-director (SEM) gets oddball audience questions after film screening

-Thirsty Cops (EGN) & (LEJ) sexually harass driver (SEM) at traffic stop

-(SEM) is bothered that Bill Cosby (KET) is his overly chipper cellmate

-Bayou Benny's Liberal Lagniappe- (BEB) & leftist Louisianians talk politics

-clueless (SEM) & Deirdre (HEG) annoy friends with talk of their Cuba trip

-issues of electric piccolo player (SEM) leaks into Treece's (KET) gig

November 3, 2018-Jonah Hill

*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Jeanine Pirro (CES) threatens immigrant increase

-6 year-old Adam (host) lovingly roasts nanny (LEJ) in return trip to Benihana

-(host) makes unwelcome on-air marriage proposal to meteorologist (CES)

-fallen-to-the-floor high school teacher (KAM) exaggerates her dilemma

-America's Got Talent- deceiving contestants repeatedly impress judges

-Pug Wigs- (host) & (CES) sell tiny celebrity hairpieces for small dogs

November 10, 2018-Liev Schreiber

*Robert Mueller (Robert DeNiro) & others say goodbye to Jeff Sessions (KAM)

-Good Day Denver- show mislabels investors (MID) & (ALM) as incest twins

-Ms. Rafferty's (KAM) supernatural ghostly experience was dull & cruel

-The Poddys- awards show recognizes accomplishments specific to podcasts

-(host) hoses rowdy sons (KYM) & (BEB) indoors to control their misbehavior

-Dave Outside The Women's Bathroom- (host)’s amateur talk show upsets many

November 17, 2018-Steve Carell

*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Mark Zuckerberg (ALM) downplays Facebook abuse

-dumb dad (host) has to be informed by his kids about family separation

-(host) & (CES) sing odd & obscure Turkey Day song at Thanksgiving meal

-space station accident makes NASA broadcast to schoolkids traumatizing

-(AIB)’s estranged dad (host) is guardian angel crooner for teen dropout (HEG)

-(host)'s wife (HEG) resentfully denies hatred of their new RV lifestyle

-living kern of (KET) & (MEV) complicates outer space Thanksgiving meal

December 1, 2018-Claire Foy

*Mohammad bin Salman (FRA) joins Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) in Argentina

-Morning Joe- Congress is easy for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (MEV)

-The War In Words- WWI soldier's (MID) wife's (host) letters distress him

-Charlie Bucket's (host) grandparents have rough sex in the communal bed

-(CES) berates herself after losing items meant for Home Shopping Network

-Good Morning Goomah- mob women (host) & (KAM) sugarcoat men’s behavior

December 8, 2018-Jason Momoa

*Robert Mueller (Robert DeNiro) visits Eric Trump (ALM) at bedtime

-Elf On The Shelf (host) dislikes monitoring a masturbating 13 year-old

-dead Game Of Thrones characters visit Khal Drogo's (host) Ghost Dojo

-hunky spirit (host) confuses Ebenezer Scrooge (MID) on Christmas Day

-in a 1980s movie, (host)'s hatred of dorks is violently self-destructive

-Jemma (CES) & her latest meathead boyfriend (host) disrupt a sleigh ride

-after his promotion, Rudolph (PED) gets revenge towards the other reindeer

December 15, 2018-Matt Damon

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) is shown election loss improved everything a la It's A Wonderful Life

-Westminster Daddy Show- hot middle-aged men are judged like purebred dogs

-flawed ornaments have been demoted to the back of the Christmas tree

-(CES) & (host) banter as she sings "Jingle Bells" Barbra Streisand style

-(host) & (LEJ) argue during a dinner over Weezer's composition arc

-in a bar, (KYM) excuses fellow cops' teasing & genuine mistreatment

-Happy Christmas Britain- Theresa May (KAM) is loathed & pestered

January 19, 2019-Rachel Brosnahan

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) does Deal Or No Deal with government shutdown

-news report features name-change applicants affected by earthquake

-Millennial Millions- Baby Boomers prevent contestants' (host) & (PED) financial security

-female partner videos show men react accordingly when shamed like dogs

-interns (PED) (host) (HEG) suggest captions for Ken's Instagram

January 26, 2019-James McAvoy

*Tucker Carlson (ALM) Tonight- Roger Stone (Steve Martin) is wild & crazy

-Virgin Hunk (host)- ditzy bachelorettes compete to deflower abstinent guy

-doomed plane can't understand Scottish air traffic controller (host)

-focus group's feedback about Charmin's Super Bowl commercial is unhelpful

-in Narnia, (CES), (AIB) & (KAM) fawn over girlhood crush Mr. Tumnus (host)

-rowdy sons (KYM) & (BEB) get hosed by their stepdad (host) during a party

-(host) & Deirdre (HEG) annoy friends with talk of their trip to New Orleans

February 9, 2019-Halsey

*Meet The Press- Chuck Todd (KYM) & panel consider Jeff Bezos' penis

-Virginia state government officials can't grasp blackface unacceptability

-(MID) is interrupted by vaguely upsetting phone calls from parents (BEB) & (host)

-sorority pledges (MEV) (host) (CES) sing "What's Up?" at a karaoke bar

-family learns that patriarch (KET) is an online gay porn celebrity

-on the set of Riverdale, actor playing corpse (PED) is loud & spastic

February 16, 2019-Don Cheadle

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) declares a national emergency to build the wall

-Fresh Takes- teacher's (host) attempts to be cool are inappropriate 

-Extreme Baking Championship- cartoon-inspired cakes have very awful results

-Family Feud- Spike Lee (host) & Lady Gaga (MEV) lead Oscar nominee teams

-"Lollipop" on jukebox makes bar fight between (host) & (BEB) a dance party 

-(KAM) & (AIB) advertise The Regal Promenade Pavilion for low-rent events

March 2, 2019-John Mulaney

*at House hearing, Michael Cohen (BES) testifies to Donald Trump's faults

-What's That Name?- female acquaintances are forgotten by (host) & (CES)

-Shark Tank Legal Edition- scandalous celebrities seek representation

-(EGN)'s boyfriend (host) fits right in at African American wedding reception

-(PED)'s pursuit of a gross bodega bathroom inspires educational theatrics

-Cinema Classics- awkwardness followed Lauren Bacall's (KAM) whistle flirt

March 9, 2019-Idris Elba

*R. Kelly (KET) is disturbed during his interview with Gayle King (LEJ)

-Can I Play That?- actors (BEB) (CES) (host) assess role suitability

-inept Henriette (AIB) & Nan (KAM) create incoherent PowerPoint slideshow

-The Gold Diggers Of The WNBA- guys pursue modestly-wealthy athletes

-pro soccer player (host) joins broadcast team & makes unusual comments

-magician (host) uses casino owner's (KET) wife (LEJ) as his assistant

-(BEB) poorly hides his jealousy toward fellow actor's (host) success

March 30, 2019-Sandra Oh

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) likes Robert Mueller's (Robert DeNiro) report

-Jussie Smollett (CRR) fabricates attack to avoid being fired from Empire

-teen's (MID) future selves (ALM) & (BEB) love middle-aged weirdo (host)

-lack of Trump collusion puts Vladimir Putin's (BEB) influence into question

-for her 85th birthday, (KAM) wants to watch co-workers kiss each other

-classic footage shows (KET)'s endless encores of electric shoes song 

-high schoolers give lengthy & dramatic answers to SAT test prep questions

April 6, 2019-Kit Harrington

*personal space invader Joe Biden (JAS) receives sensitivity training

-Nephew Pageant celebrates siblings' sons and their mediocre praises

-Michael Jackson impersonator (host) his pivots act to Frank Sinatra

-at (CES)'s bachelorette party, fiancé (host) performs a stripper routine

-nerdy co-workers (host) (BEB) (KYM) LARP to be employee of the month

-long-fingernailed proctologist (LEJ) makes patient (host) uneasy

April 13, 2019-Emma Stone

*Julian Assange (Michael Keaton) & Lori Loughlin (KAM) discuss their crimes to inmates 

-Krissy Knox (host) & other poster models get highschooler (PED) interested in history

-The View- anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy (host) responds to the aggressive panel

-"Meeting In The Ladies Room" mistakenly takes place in a fitting room

-Prince Harry (MID) greets guests on video of the royal baby shower

-Chalmers' (KET) & (CES) Reserve Event Wine is low-quality & high-alcohol

May 4, 2019-Adam Sandler

*Family Feud- characters from Game Of Thrones & The Avengers compete

-Snapchat filters ridicule TV journalist's (MID) report from a war zone

-Joe Romano's (ADS) tours of Italy are not a solution for your troubles

-at the Sandler Family Reunion, ADS sees character inspiration family members

-Sheila Sovage (KAM) has a nauseating threesome with (ADS) & wife (KRW)

May 11, 2019-Emma Thompson

*Meet The Press- GOP senators will support Donald Trump no matter what

-etiquette coach (host) aggressively prepares (LEJ) for royal christening

-Cinema Classics- rival actresses (host) & (KAM) want to get the last word

-Judge Court- (KAM), (host) & (AIB) inconsistently rule on plaintiffs' cases

-Belle (CES) learns that Beast (BEB) has been intimate with Mrs. Potts (host)

-rowdy teen's (EGN) "you don't know me" claim is repeatedly disproven by audience

-Wait A Second, That Shouldn't Be There!- untimely products are captured on film

May 18, 2019-Paul Rudd

*enablers back Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) with "Don't Stop Me Now" variation

-Ms. Rafferty (KAM) was harassed by cavemen when she traveled back in time

-What's Wrong With This Picture- dim contestants make inaccurate guesses

-shopkeeper (host) helps (KYM) & (CES) recall song about a farting ballerina

-The View- panelists enjoy Pete Buttigieg (host) & his husband (BEB)

-at a slumber party, summoned demon (MEV) wants to join the girl squad

Season 43 (17-18)

September 30, 2017-Ryan Gosling

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) renews relationship with Jeff Sessions (KAM)

-Ms. Rafferty's (KAM) second close encounter wasn't much of an improvement

-The Fliplets- dark (host) dampens his brothers' (MID) & (ALM) home renovation show

-in a barn, fugitive (host) decides to remain loyal to fowl Henrietta (AIB)

-(host) & (CES) feel betrayed by Pizza Hut commercial's pasta switcheroo

-flautist's (host) mysterious personal drama leaks into Treece's (KET) gig

October 7, 2017-Gal Gadot

*Jason Aldean [real] observes the Las Vegas shootings with "I Won't Back Down"

-no-longer-imprisoned O.J. Simpson (KET) has a dinner date with (host)

-mirage of (host) & Jamba Juice appears to (KET) & (BEB) in the desert

-ballgown made by fairy tale mice (KAM) (KYM) (AIB) doesn't impress (host)

-sexy webcam show of (CES) & (AIB) interferes with online ransom drop

-lesbians (AIB) & (KAM) are disappointed Diana (host) & Amazons aren't gay

-strict (KET) becomes father figure to (AIB)’s rowdy teen daughter (HEG) 

October 14, 2017-Kumail Nanjiani

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) goes off-topic at a Pennsylvania rally

-Bank Breakers- (host) regrets beating sympathetic game show contestant (CES)

-potential hepatitis transmission kills fun at an office Halloween party

-Debette Goldry (KAM) has first-hand knowledge of sexual harassment in Hollywood

-Marriott clerk (host) suggests hotel services to uninterested guest (MID)

-elderly (KAM)’s busy sex life leaves grandkids (MID) & (HEG) outraged

November 4, 2017-Larry David

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) visits house-arrested Paul Manafort (ALM)

-The Price Is Right- Bernie Sanders (host) plays on celebrity pairs edition

-directing honoree's (host) old PSAs are found to be offensive in retrospect

-Fresh Takes- teacher (host) shares inappropriate gossip on high school show

-at a party, (host)'s gay-famous new wife (CES) performs her club routine

November 11, 2017-Tiffany Haddish

*Mike Pence (BEB) & Jeff Sessions (KAM) ask Roy Moore (MID) to drop out

-(KET) is stuck with non-fighting avatar (host) during video game battle

-last black unicorns (host) & (LEJ) prophesize (AIB)'s unpleasant future

-Get Woke With Tamika (LEJ)- show’s perspective & format is very confusing

-Barbara (KAM) & new partner (host) show off new felines at Whiskers R' We

November 18, 2017-Chance the Rapper

*Donald Jr. (MID) & Eric (ALM) Trump get information from Julian Assange (KAM)

-Bruce Wayne (BEB) hears backlash about Batman's targeted crimefighting

-Family Feud- Steve Harvey (KET) meets his secret love child (host)

-hockey gig has basketball reporter Lazlo Holmes (host) out of his element

-on career day, (host) & (MID) try to hype their boring dads (KET) & (BEB)

-actual kid (AIB) interrupts (host) & (HEG) during porno set in babysitting scene

December 2, 2017-Saoirse Ronan

*sins revisit Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) a la A Christmas Carol ghosts

-explosion brings attention to (MID)'s odd presence at American Girl Store

-Kmart clerk (MID) responds to numerous unreasonable customer complaints

-pool boy Chad (PED) is a peculiar sensation at tennis bachelor auction

-on his first day of school, (LUN)'s jerky behavior fails miserably

-Aer Lingus stewardesses (host) & (CES) make preflight announcements

December 9, 2017-James Franco

*mall Santa (KET) deflects awkward current events questions asked by kids

-co-workers react unevenly to problematic (host) & loveable Charlie (KET)

-incompetent store gift-wrapper's (host) paper cut produces gushes of blood

-spelling bee moderator (host) injects personal traumas into proceedings

-(host) convicts defendant (PED) on basis of whether za is slang for pizza

-host's cousin Mandy (HEG) is concerned about him at a reunion

December 16, 2017-Kevin Hart

*Donald (Alec Baldwin) & Ivanka (Scarlett Johansson) Trump trim loser tree

-in a meeting, (host) won't admit that he needs to go to the bathroom

-Inside The NBA- Shaquille O'Neal's (host) stream of consciousness is zany

-a high school nativity play's camel substitute is a grunting llama

-at a holiday party, (host)'s wife (LEJ) makes him pleasure a big teddy bear

-Action Jack (KET) is less energetic than younger self (host) in show recreation

January 13, 2018-Sam Rockwell

*Morning Joe- Michael Wolff (FRA) thanks source Steve Bannon (BIM)

-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) irritate Mr. Science (host)

-The Look- Time's Up wokeness equalizes red carpet fashion critiques

-Captain Hook (host) reconsiders the outlook of adding Lost Boys to his crew

-during home visit, (host) recognizes son's (ALM) pornstar boyfriend (CRR)

-genetic engineers (host) & (MID) combined dog head with human body

January 20, 2018-Jessica Chastain

*Dr. Ronny Jackson (BEB) gives pleasing assessment of Donald Trump's health

-Car Hunk (ALM)- flawed bachelorettes shamelessly seek coupling

-Google Talks- (MID) is bullied because he looks like Bart Simpson

-What Even Matters Anymore- host expresses Trump aggravation in game show sketch

-representatives of potential Amazon headquarters pitch to Jeff Bezos (KYM)

-(host) & (HEG) can't comprehend buy-one-taco-get-one-free concept

-acting coach from The Jeffersons (KET) desires whacky takes on movie set

January 27, 2018-Will Ferrell

*George W. Bush (WIF) reminds America that he was a really bad president

-Clown Penis (WIF) is less skilled than his fellow ace jet fighter pilots

-old couple (WIF) & (KAM) flub lines during restaurant commercial shoot

-(WIF)'s interjections spoil fellow flight attendants' (AIB) & (CRR) safety rap

-reality TV stars (WIF) & (CES) get ugly for the camera at friends' barbecue

-three couples carefully try to discuss sexual allegations of Aziz Ansari

-(WIF) gets defensive after confusing Crate & Barrel with Cracker Barrel

-box set features classic rock & roll of pedophile Chucky Lee Byrd (WIF)

February 3, 2018-Natalie Portman

*Fox & Friends- Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) ridicules FBI from his bed

-in 1775, Super Bowl preview puts (RAD) & Boston vs. (TIF) & Philly

-Stranger Things 3- Eleven (host) meets others with powers & handicaps

-(host)'s space alien lover (BEB) has face & butt locations reversed

-(host) loses her voice during Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards pre-show

-Jackie Kennedy (host) & other First Ladies advise Melania Trump (CES)

-in a bar, catfisher Bunny (AIB) gives women advice on how to catch a man

March 3, 2018-Charles Barkley

*at bipartisan meeting, Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) addresses gun violence

-The Grabbies- award show recognizes problematic male-female interactions

-Homework Hotline- prank callers target tutor (host) on public access TV

-The Champions- the NFL took a toll on ex-player D.C. Timmons (KET)

-Hump Or Dump- (host) woos bachelorette (AIB) by threatening suicide

-construction workers speculate on what they would wear if they were women

-alone again at last call, Sheila Sovage (KAM) settles for necking with (host)

March 10, 2018-Sterling K. Brown

*The Bachelor Live- Robert Mueller (KAM) has bad news for Becca K. (CES)

-Family Feud- Oscar winners battle Common (host) & other Oscar losers

-at dinner with his future in-laws, (host) insists that Shrek is superior

-in Black Panther deleted scene, T'Challa (CRR) meets distant uncle (KET)

-Dr. Love (host) urges (BEB) to commit to the woman he's having sex with

-script supervisor's (CES) line reads throws actor (host) off his game

-on her death bed, (MEV) recites "This Is How You Remind Me" lyrics

March 17, 2018-Bill Hader

*Anderson Cooper (ALM) 360- fired Rex Tillerson (John Goodman) is relieved

-The Californians- Devin's (BIH) love child (PED) attends Stuart's (FRA) party

-Kiss Me I'm Irish- contestants (KAM) & (CES) are bachelor's (BIH) cousins

-(CES) has wheelchair sex with her elderly husband (BIH) in front of friends

-(BIH) warns Sedona tourists (ALM) & (HEG) about his close encounter

-Canada's Harvey Weinstein equivalent (BIH) is inoffensive & apologetic

April 7, 2018-Chadwick Boseman

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) & Baltic leaders answer reporters' questions

-Black Jeopardy!- T'Challa (host) adapts to African-American perspective

-pregnant man (MID) dreads repercussions of nonvaginal delivery of triplets

-R. Kelly (host) appears to (LEJ) in the Disneyland Magic Mirror

-fireman (host) wants to leave duty to work on mannequin-for-dogs idea

-diners (KAM), (CES), (host) & (KET) jazzily file a complaint in song

-white appropriation of Wakanda salute discomforts (LEJ), (CRR) & (host)

April 14, 2018-John Mulaney

*Robert Mueller (Robert DeNiro) detects Michael Cohen's (BES) lies

-(host) works drag brunch to critically judge his former boss (ALM)

-teen's (host) boner prevents him from joining National School Walkout

-(PED) ordering lobster in a diner causes musical production inspired by Les Miz

-Hollywood Update- (host) is rebooting his icky 1980s body-swap sitcom

-(HEG) dislikes boyfriend's (LUN) choice to have his horn implants removed

May 5, 2018-Donald Glover

*Michael Cohen’s (BES) phone web includes Harold Bornstein (MAS) & Stormy Daniels [real]

-Jurassic World attorney (host) minimizes carnage experienced by (MID)

-mistaken identity leads Raz P. Berry (host) to overwhelm (CES) in music video

-in bed, (host) regrets requesting pre-sex dirty talk & role-playing with (MEV)

-Lando Calrissian (host) & few black humans inhabit a galaxy far, far away

-interns (PED) (host) (HEG) suggest Barbie Instagram account captions

-inmates (CRR) (host) (KET) run call center & discuss prison turmoil

May 12, 2018-Amy Schumer

*for Mother's Day, castmembers' moms want SNL to be less political

-Mother Knows Best- too-close (MID) & his mom (KAM) dominate game show

-Handmaids In The City- (host), (CES), (AIB) & (KAM) gossip in Gilead

-Gospel Brunch- faith & unhealthiness brand cooking show of (KET) & (LEJ)

-kids (KYM) & (host) will act in Lil' Rent musical about diabetes epidemic

-Sheila Sovage (KAM) expands last-chance hookup to include lesbian (host)

May 19, 2018-Tina Fey

*Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) fate lurks a la The Sopranos finale

-Prince Harry (MID) greets guests on video of the royal wedding reception

-Morning Joe- Natalia Veselnitskaya (TIF) denies Russian collusion

-Dateline- pervert (BEB) does retakes during sting operation shoot

-(MEV) clashes with mom (TIF) during a high school talent show duet