October 2, 2021-Owen Wilson
*Democratic bickering threatens Joe Biden's (JAJ) legislative agenda
-The Talking- Covid-19 test results pull talk show panelists from live broadcast
-host records new lines about Lightning McQueen being a sexual predator
-crazy citizens go off-topic at a school board hearing about new policies
-(KET) insists on performing R. Kelly songs during funeral service
-during an NFL broadcast, sitcom promo overwhelms announcing team
-stool testers (AND) & (SRS) act suspicious during commercial shoot
October 9, 2021-Kim Kardashian
*Facebook representative (HEG) addresses Internet-clueless senators
-Aladdin (PED) feels inferior while spending time with Jasmine (host)
-The Dream Guy- (host) chooses a mate from a selection of celebrity bachelors
-tube malfunctions cause strange lottery results during a newscast
-The People's Kourt- Kourtney (host) rules over Kardashian family affairs
-host's new line of Skims shapewear is intended for thick dogs
October 16, 2021-Rami Malek
*Jon Gruden (JAJ) & others address the numerous current NFL controversies
-at a middle school assembly, (BOY) is a flamboyant daddy longlegs
-KET & host attempt their best Prince impressions during a movie audition
-Celeb School- Pete Davidson (host) & Rami Malek (PED) compete on game show panel
-(host) & (AIB) act out potential arguments while shopping for a mattress
-Angelo (ARA) produces identical-sounding songs from audience suggestions
October 23, 2021-Jason Sudeikis
*Joe Biden (JAJ) is visited by his past self (JAS) in the Oval Office
-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) frustrate Mr. Teacher (JAS) during gravity lesson
-shady (JAS) overshadows Annie's (MEV) arrival to the Warbucks (MID) mansion
-(JAS) seduces (KYM)’s wife (EGN) during a parent-teacher conference
-What Up With That?- Oscar Isaac & Nicholas Braun [real] welcome (KET)’s singing & dancing
-Founding Father (AND) wants to add a treasure map to Declaration of Independence
-eccentric (KET) propositions broke (JAS) & (HEG) in a casino bar
November 6, 2021-Kieran Culkin
*Justice with Judge Jeanine (CES)- Donald Trump (JAJ) rambles endlessly
-a series of Spectrum operators won't help (host) cancel his cable service
-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- Dionne Warwick [real] is a guest
-office workers think about dynamics during awkward men's room banter
-weatherman (host) neglected a storm alert while preparing turkey rap
November 13, 2021-Johnathan Majors
*Ted Cruz’s (AIB) version of Sesame Street panders to Republicans
-Forgotten Monarchs- royal Matilda The First (CLF) meets her suitors
-The Audacity In Advertising Awards celebrate shameless promotional spots
-Strange Kid Tales- paranormal children frighten (KET) & (host)
-act of Broadway veterans Blythe (CES) & Brick (BOY) is all about drugs
-pastor (host) & wife (EGN) reveal their open marriage during church service
November 20, 2021-Simu Liu
*Justice with Judge Jeanine (CES)- Kyle Rittenhouse verdict is celebrated
-Karaoke Recap- (CLF) & (KET) review peculiar song interpretations
-at the Pentagon, (MID) & (host) present Dog Head Man as a military weapon
-Republican Or Not- contestants (host) & (EGN) analyze political vagueness
-Thanksgiving Baking Championship- themed cakes are revolting disasters
-911 operator (EGN) receives flustered calls from professors high on weed
December 11, 2021-Billie Eilish
*Anthony Fauci (KAM) presents scenes dramatizing pandemic behavior
-the lives behind Christmas card photo subjects are presented
-(HEG) & (host) demonstrate hip-hop choreography for Nativity pageant
-50s crooner Leslie D (host) sings about awkward encounter with Santa
-(KAM) & (host) advertise bland facilities of low-rate hotels
January 15, 2022-Ariana DeBose
*Joe Biden (JAJ) blames Spider-Man movie for the Omicron spread
-NBA on TNT- civilians take the court when Sacramento Kings all get Covid
-(PED) & (SRS) sell winter formal gowns along with their off-putting son (AND)
-new NYC mayor Eric Adams (CRR) emphasizes the importance of swagger
-governess (host) hired by Maria (KAM) teaches kids a "Do-Re-Mi" variation
-presenters' (KAM) & (host) Greek translations feature lesbian imagery
-Longhorn Steakhouse workers taunt demanding boss (HEG) behind her back
January 22, 2022-Will Forte
*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Donald Trump (JAJ) rambles using the Wordle format
-Kid Klash- young contestant (AIB) flails & fails in a giant cream pie
-Cinema Classics- (KAM) is deceived by her peers in the film Gaslight
-(MID)'s wife (HEG) hires a professional third (WLF) for their threesome
-(WLF) & (KRW) sing more songs about spaceships, toddlers, Model T cars & jars of beer
January 29, 2022-Willem Dafoe
*aides brief Joe Biden (JAJ) on social media propaganda regarding Ukraine
-eccentric NYC residents address concerns at a tenants association meeting
-canines in Badminster Dog Show possess traits that make them undesirable
-magic mirror reveals Belle's (CLF) father (host) acting weird while alone
-Good Day Denver- show mislabels self-help guru (host) as a blowjob expert
-temp (host) busts skyscraper window in attempt to join office jam session
February 26, 2022-John Mulaney
*The Ukrainian Chorus Dumka [real] perform a prayer in the wake of invasion
-primate behavior of Monkey Judge (host) impacts injury settlement trial
-three couples carefully try to discuss Covid-related topics at a restaurant
-(AND) purchasing a churro produces musical numbers about the NYC subway
-Behind The Slime- clips from 1980 show early versions of Nickelodeon goo
-at her family reunion, (EGN)’s husband (host) is once again in his element
March 5, 2022-Oscar Isaac
*Laura Ingraham (KAM) & Tucker Carlson (ALM) hold Fox News telethon to support Ukraine
-city councilman (host) calls for the removal of Paw Patrol in voting campaign
-(host) & (CES) give inappropriate advice during workplace harassment seminar
-AIB plays the Sexual Woman in vanity sketch as an opportunity to romance host
-In Over Your Head- (KET) give home repair advice for insufficient workers
-janitor (host) shares his erotic fanfiction to a creative writing class
March 12, 2022-Zoë Kravitz
*Joe Biden (JAJ) takes advice from TikTok stars on handling Ukraine crisis
-maid of honor (host) gets very personal in her speech for bride (CES)
-(KAM) calls (AIB) for advice on requiting popular girl's (host) interest
-Tiana (host) begins to have second thoughts about her frog lover (CRR)
-(KET) exposes secrets on a prepared video will discovered by his family
-Word Crunch- game show contestant (host) finds dirty phrases in crossword search
-(BOY) shares his obsession over marching band cover of “Don’t Stop Believin”
April 2, 2022-Jerrod Carmichael
*Fox & Friends- Clarence (KET) & Ginni (KAM) Thomas avoid discussing their politics
-Is My Brain Okay?- game show contestants have become dumber over the pandemic
-dollmaker’s (host) creation has sexual functions on the shopping network
-seat fillers (host) (KYM) are nervous of Will Smith (CRR) after he slaps Chris Rock
-funeral directors (AND) & (host) unceremoniously throw the deceased off a cliff
-socially awkward (KYM) keeps interrupting (host) as he shares an anecdote
April 9, 2022-Jake Gyllenhaal
*newly appointed Ketanji Brown Jackson (EGN) receives advice from African American figures
-Why’d You Like It?- contestants’ reactions to Instagram posts are exposed
-The Singers Four (host) (KAM) (CES) (BOY) sing about achieving the little things
-garden flowers (host) (CES) (SRS) (CRR) react to their springtime surroundings
-a sick cowboy (host) fails to hide his illness during a western saloon standoff
-couple’s counselor (PUJ) receives distracting texts during meeting with (host) & (MEV)
-the truck stop CDs of Johnny Goblin (host) are the perfect music for truck drivers
April 16, 2022-Lizzo
*Easter Bunny (BOY) hears holiday wishes of Donald Trump (JAJ) & Eric Adams (CRR)
-Guess That!- contestant (host) has trouble following the game show rules
-in 2008, the Black Eyed Peas record lyrics for their upcoming album
-(MID)’s date with (host) gets interrupted by her Six Flags grandparents (SRS) & (EGN)
-ancient Rome planners (CES) & (BOY) oversee royal orgy participants
-a twerking flutist (host) attempts to join the symphony orchestra
-(AND)’s savings plan flops when he learns the worth of Beanie Babies
May 7, 2022-Benedict Cumberbatch
*13th century morals are proven to be undeveloped for passing abortion laws
-(AIB)’s Mother’s Day gifts from family suggest unpleasant feelings
-Blue Bunny ice cream evokes passion from (HEG) & (host) in focus group
-chain-gang prisoner (host) receives special treatment from warden (ALM)
-news of (ALM) enlisting in WWI causes (CES) to faint dramatically
-new wave duo (host) & (BOY) fill in for Chuck E. Cheese animatronics
May 14, 2022-Selena Gomez
*trial testimony of Johnny Depp (KYM) centers around Amber Heard pooping in bed
-Bratz dolls (host) (AIB) (BOY) give lonely (SRS) discouraging advice
-A Peek at Pico- (MEV) & (host) cover what’s good & sad in the community
-understudy actors (CES) & (host) have trouble remembering lines in Irish play
-prince (MID) believes (KAM) is the weirdo in a trio of royal sisters
-(EGN) & (BOY) promote careers in modeling at a high school assembly
-(host) watches actions of twins (BOY) & (SRS) through the baby monitor
May 21, 2022-Natasha Lyonne
*Ms. Rafferty (KAM) explains third abduction & leaves Earth on a UFO
-50s baseball announcer (host) rambles endlessly while high on meth medicine
-harmonica player’s (host) internal dilemma leaks into Treece’s (KET) gig
-(CES), (HEG) & (EGN) control their boss Mr. Dooley (host) after killing him
-(AIB) & (KAM) support adult pigtails for eccentric grey-haired women
