October 1, 2022-Miles Teller
*Peyton (host) & Eli (AND) Manning provide commentary on the new SNL season
-Send Something Normal- Adam Levine (MID) & other celebrities share icky DMs
-Charmin bear (host) doesn’t want to follow his family’s toilet paper legacy
-at a rooftop bar, desperate losers (host) & (MID) attempt to hit on women
-Grimace (host) shares his buff appearance & bisexuality with the McDonald’s gang
-Caribbean Queens- (EGN) & (HEG) drink & chase men during a long resort stay
October 8, 2022-Brendan Gleeson
*So You Think You Won’t Snap!- contestants attempt to stay calm in troubling times
-viral Try Guys (BOY) (MID) (AND) scandal overshadows White House coverage
-Marilyn Monroe (CLF) hears hateful fan mail in extended cut of Blonde
-headshot photographer (AND) finds his striking muse in elderly (host)
-tribe leader (host) produces gushes of blood from making a blood oath
-(SRS) shows off her googly eye implants during a business meeting
October 15, 2022-Megan Thee Stallion
*members of the House January 6th Committee give their closing statements
-Hot Girl Hospital- nurses create drama by ignoring medical alerts
-patriarch (KET) can’t spot a deer outside his family cabin window
-Girl Talk- guests on (EGN)’s show receive advice through slang
-flat-bottomed (HEG) & (CLF) are instructors in (host)’s booty workout
-inspirational substitute (EGN) is out of her element teaching an AP course
October 29, 2022-Jack Harlow
*Republican candidates Herschel Walker (KET) & Kari Lake (CES) bask in glory
-bride (HEG) objects to (host)’s best man (AND) dressing like Joker at their wedding
-Post-Halloween Red Carpet Special- (CES) & (MID) interview celebrators on the street
-(host) shares his Pixar movie idea about suitcases during an AA meeting
-trainee bartenders (BOY) & (host) are unable to pour a cocktail
-David S. Pumpkins (Tom Hanks) confuses another set of haunted house attractors
-The View- Whoopi Goldberg (EGN) falls for captivating host
November 5, 2022-Amy Schumer
*Joe Biden (JAJ) pushes for celebrity candidates to gain midterm election support
-(host) attempts to enjoy soup while her friend (HEG) goes through divorce
-nosy jurors (host) (BOY) (SRS) disrupt a murder trial investigation
-council meeting moderates Twitter users who were banned from the site
-rowdy Jets fans badmouth Bills supporters passing by at a tailgate
-housefire report unravels relationship drama between (host), (CES) & (BOY)
-(host) got (AND) to attend therapy by appeasing to his masculinity
-(CLF), (host) & (HEG) promote wearing big dumb hats for any occasion
November 12, 2022-Dave Chappelle
*Fox & Friends- Kari Lake (CES) & Donald Trump (JAJ) discuss midterm elections
-P.M. In The Afternoon- bluesman (host) reluctantly defines "potato hole"
-(MIL)'s attempts to join the conversation in a Black barber shop fall flat
-MID feels uncomfortable filling in for host during a sketch about Black Heaven
December 3, 2022-Keke Palmer
*Republican senators prepare Herschel Walker (KET) for the Georgia runoff
-soap opera cat fight of (CES) & (host) is done with obvious stunt doubles
-women who dated Drake seek compensation by forming the United Tingz of Aubrey
-Hello Kitty store trainees (host) & (BOY) are baffled by facts about the character
-Arby’s customers get confused about promotional deals in the advertising
-(CES) watches actions of (host)’s twins (BOY) & (SRS) during an ultrasound
-new student (host) upstages the other girls during choir practice
-flight attendants (EGN) & (host) brag about the plane’s poor conditions
December 10, 2022-Steve Martin & Martin Short
*KET, CES, BOY, EGN & SRS sing about keeping it cool for the holidays
-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) annoy (Steve) & (MAS) during seasonal lesson
-(KET) & an excited group (Steve) (MAS) (CES) sing “Snow” aboard a winter train ride
-mall Santa (Steve) and helper elf (MAS) bicker and hear kids’ overbearing requests
-supposed sexpert Minky Carmichael (MAS) gives relationship advice to his audience
-(Steve) is tired of consistent family dilemmas in new Father of the Bride sequel
December 17, 2022-Austin Butler
*Donald Trump (JAJ) promotes his collection of NFT digital trading cards
-The Phrase That Pays- contestant (host) easily solves complicated word puzzles
-British family hypes the wonders of Marzipan, the sweet treat children adore
-elderly women go crazy for Jewish Elvis (SRS) performing at a retirement center
-(host) gets upset when he loses his present during a gift exchange party
January 21, 2023-Aubrey Plaza
*compulsive liar George Santos (BOY) reports from the field during NFL coverage
-Miss Universe pageant contestants give wild responses to basic queries
-a couple (host) & (MID) at game night get too personal with their Taboo answers
-Catholic school nuns (MOK) & (host) deliver the morning announcements
-out-of-place (HEG) & (host) are clearly undercover Avatars in a Na’vi tribe
-an actor (DEW) feels uncomfortable about his role in a HIV commercial shoot
-(JAJ) accuses (host) of murdering her elderly husband in a film noir
January 28, 2023-Michael B. Jordan
*badass attorney general Merrick Garland (MID) reports on classified documents
-morning show chef (SRS) reports after being stuck on a roller coaster
-Dominican towel guys (MAH) & (KET) engage in small talk with water park guests
-effeminate (BOY) & masculine (host) record lines for video game characters
-(host) crashes (AND)’s public seminar for men seeking confidence
-male stripper’s (host) pregnant wife (HEG) ruins vibe of bachelorette party
-King Brothers (AND) (JAJ) advertise their Toyota Overstock Sale-a-Thon
February 4, 2023-Pedro Pascal
*Chinese spy balloon (BOY) responds to being shot down over the ocean
-The Big Hollywood Quiz- contestants can’t name current streaming media
-hospital patient (host) wakes up confused after a long coma
-teacher (host) addresses students over their obsessive famcams of him
-(MAH) introduces girlfriend (CLF) to his overprotective mother (host)
-Italian waiters ignore (SRS) when complimenting the restaurant guests
-Lisa from Temecula (EGN) shakes a restaurant table when cutting her steak
February 25, 2023-Woody Harrelson
*Donald Trump (JAJ) addresses Ohio residents following train derailment
-prison guards (EGN) (KET) comment on cell conversation between (host) & (CLF)
-(KET) unwillingly rides the Slingshot repeatedly at an amusement park
-submarine captain (host) disciplines his crew over naming their new ship
-actor (host) regretfully gained 450 pounds for cancelled movie project
-two elegant men (host) & (BOY) speak in the most beautiful gym in the world
March 4, 2023-Travis Kelce
*Fox & Friends- Mike Lindell (JAJ) weighs in on Rupert Murdoch trial
-(host) creeps out patrons with his dolls at the American Girl Café
-personal eulogist (host) displays deceased grandma (EGN) at her own funeral
-meeting ex-boyfriend’s (host) new flame (CLF) causes (HEG) to cry profusely
-(EGN) & (JAJ) reveal interpersonal relationship with (host) to their children
-rejected online match (BOY) crashes (HEG)’s date with (host) during intercourse
-Too Hot To Handle- unappealing (CLF) breaks the ground rules on dating competition
March 11, 2023-Jenna Ortega
*(HEG) & Mario Lopez (MAH) provide commentary at Oscars Red Carpet Ceremony
-School vs. School- (MID) & his superhuman students (host) (MOK) compete
-(host) rehearses Parent Trap lines with fill-in body double (FRA)
-Ridiculousness- (host) shares depressing anecdotes in response to viral videos
-upstairs neighbor (EGN) performs the exorcism on possessed (host)
-(AND) & (JAJ) pitch their advertising jingle to struggling law firm
April 1, 2023-Quinta Brunson
*Donald Trump (JAJ) plugs his album of duets in the wake of indictment
-cocaine dealers use Caucasian stereotypes to hype their drugs' whiteness
-Couple Goals- contestant (KET) fears his wife (host) will become handicapped
-in a traffic jam, (MID) & (host) express road rage through excessive gestures
-soap opera argument between doctor (host) & midwife (BOY) spans many years
-Penis Brothers' (SRS) & (host) blatant sexual harassment astounds (CLF)
April 8, 2023-Molly Shannon
*Donald Trump (JAJ) interrupts The Last Supper to compare his arrest to Jesus
-valet parking trainees (JAJ) (MOS) (KET) can't get the hang of the job
-(MOS) & co-workers learn she isn't pregnant, but is just full of farts
-plot points of (HEG)'s autobiographical play distress her boyfriend (DEW)
-(MOS) is critical during commercial shoot for Vagerted menopause drug
-Sally O'Malley (MOS) has inspired new choreography & outfits for Jonas Brothers [real]
April 15, 2023-Ana de Armas
*(HEG) & (BOY) interview Central Park stereotypes on the year's first warm day
-The Dome- beauty of loser Matt Schatt's (MID) wife (host) derails game show
-(host) & (EGN) record degrading tags for (DEW)’s album during studio session
-new students (MAH) & (host) expose Spanish teacher's (MID) unfluency
-at a wedding reception, Lisa from Temecula's (EGN) salad-tossing shakes table
-Enter Stage Woof, The Acting School For Dogs- (host) & (CLF) present showbiz pups
-man with the world's longest fingernails (BOY) hesitates on promised manicure
