October 3, 2020-Chris Rock
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) interrupts Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) at debate
-TV reporter (MID) covers contact tracing at name-change office
-given a glimpse of 2020, Y2k teen (KYM) focuses on video game graphics
-NBA Bubble Draft- women hope to gain access to isolated basketballers
October 10, 2020-Bill Burr
*Bidenfly (Jim Carrey) teleports to Mike Pence's (BEB) head during debate
-upon emerging from isolation, (host) & (KAM) are called out for misstatements
-The Blitz- sports teasing is sour in wake of police shooting of black man
-after 20 years behind bars, mob boss (host) lacks modern sensibilities
October 17, 2020-Issa Rae
*Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) & Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) town halls differ
-Bonjour Hi!- Montreal morning news show has French Canadian quirks
-(host)'s eccentric Times Square exes interrupt her date with (CRR)
-Your Voice Chicago- (host)'s vow to only vote Black candidates is tested
-restaurant fans (BEB), (KYM) & (AND) threaten governor kidnapping
October 24, 2020-Adele
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) & Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) have final debate
-in 2019, psychic's (KAM) 2020 visions confuse (BOY), (HEG), (EGN) & (host)
-The Bachelor- romance drama prompts contestant host to sing her hits
-(MAR)'s lack of comprehension cuts through her grandkids' indirectness
-black men are why white divorcees (host) (KAM) (HEG) promote Africa visits
October 31, 2020-John Mulaney
*on Halloween, Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) reads The Raven before scary election
-Cinema Classics- Tippi Hedren (KAM) panics in The Birds phone booth scene
-Ichabod Crane (host) asks Headless Horseman (BEB) about self-fellation
-(PED) buying NYC souvenir store underwear prompts show tunes by Times Square dwellers
-(host) expresses his displeasure over being memed again by his nephew (PED)
November 7, 2020-Dave Chappelle
*Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) has defeated loser Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)
-corporate mascots Aunt Jemima (MAR) & Uncle Ben (KET) have been canceled
-(MID) lingers on (KYM)'s testicle trauma in Super Mario Brothers celebration
-news report reveals co-workers' (KET) & (KAM) hailstorm-induced romance
-news report shows Donald Trump's O.J. Simpson-inspired White House departure
December 5, 2020-Jason Bateman
*Rudy Giuliani (KAM) calls ridiculous witnesses at election fraud hearing
-at a sleepover, obviously-guilty Megan (KAM) won't admit to menstrual accident
-cabaret singers Charlie (BOY) & Billie (CES) recall virus-free happy days
-Morgan Wallen’s [real] future selves (host) & (BOY) warn him about SNL dilemma
-shopping mall Santa (host) & Mrs. Claus (CES) crash their plastic bubbles
December 12, 2020-Timothée Chalamet
*Anthony Fauci (KAM) & Deborah Birx (HEG) detail the Covid-19 vaccination plan
-uninfectious son (host) is the rebel in a family of coronaviruses
-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- rotating guests include T. Chalamet (CLF) & Harry Styles (host)
-Holiday Baking Championship- seasonal cakes are disgusting failures
-XXL Rap Roundtable- Soundcloud rappers (host) & (PED) irritate panel discussion
-Newsmax spin-off Sportsmax claims the Jets & Knicks are actually winners
December 19, 2020-Kristen Wiig
*Joe Biden (ALM) crashes Mike Pence's (BEB) Covid-19 vaccination event
-Secret Word- Mindy Grayson (KRW) & Austrian actress (KAM) botch holiday clues
-(KRW) & (BOY) perform a sassy scene at a USO show for WWII soldiers
-Pigeon Lady (KRW) gets aggressive in alternate ending to Home Alone 2
-The Grinch (PED) had a threesome with Cindy Lou's (CLF) parents (MID) & (KRW)
-impending Christmas homecoming revelation overwhelms surprise-loving Sue (KRW)
January 30, 2021-John Krasinski
*What Still Works?- exhausted KAM seeks non-dysfunctional institutions
-Blue Georgia- conservative southern stereotypes are overlooked in newly democratic state
-The Dividend- an economist's (host) creepy kids (MID) & (KAM) haunt (BEB)
-members of a suburban pandemic bubble are arrested for being Capitol rioters
-Supermarket Sweep- lesbian couple (KAM) & (AIB) dominate classic episode
-out-of-touch Subway ad men (host) & (BEB) criticize (AND)'s protein bowl pitch
-sex rat (KYM) controls intercourse from (host)'s head a la Ratatouille
February 6, 2021-Dan Levy
*James Brown (KET) & other NFL analysts preview Super Bowl commercials
-chatter of Universal Studios Tour guide trainee (host) is inappropriate
-self-satisfied group of friends claim to practice safe social distancing
-Lifting Our Voices- white allies' cringeworthy support is appreciated
-(host) & (CES) perform "Hot Damn" to Super Bowl fans at a sports bar
-bride's (EGN) passive-aggressive friends (host) & (KAM) object to wedding
February 13, 2021-Regina King
*Tucker Carlson (ALM) Tonight- second impeachment acquittal is assessed
-What's Your Type?- bachelorette (host) is horny for cringey white dudes
-(KET) & (host) want compensation for those who put Gorilla Glue in hair
-(AIB)'s birthday gifts from friends indicate they think she's a boozer
-before a 1978 gig, disco queen's (host) support staffer (BOY) has failed her
-(host), (KAM) & (AIB) substitute "elbow" for "vagina" at school assembly
February 20, 2021-Regé-Jean Page
*Oops, You Did It Again- Britney Spears (CLF) offers a forum for apologies
-Actors Spotlight- Ice Cube (KET) tries to fit in with panel of British actors
-guys playing pool have an emotional appreciation of "Drivers License"
-Mr. Chicken Legs Pageant- scrawny thighs of grown men are celebrated
-Songs Of The Sea- whalers' shanties describe a miserable marine existence
-inviting black neighbors to white family dinner leads to grace-saying battle
-on the Bridgerton set, (MID) & (PED) are substitute intimacy coordinators
February 27, 2021-Nick Jonas
*Anthony Fauci (KAM) emcees contest to simplify the Covid-19 vaccine distribution
-(MID) & (CRR) find (KAM) trapped inside of their mirror workout device
-Prince Charming (host) discovers that tiny glass slipper fits mouse (AIB)
-(KYM) is forced to sit with large, stuffed “guy from Soul” on amusement park ride
-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- rotating guests include host & Dua Lipa (MEV)
-after living in quarantine for a year, (host) & (KAM) have forgotten how to flirt
March 27, 2021-Maya Rudolph
*Snatched! Vaxed! or Waxed!- Spring Breakers assess vacationing chicks
-Hot Ones- spicy wings are too hot to handle for drama queen Beyonce (MAR)
-Kamala Harris (MAR) & Doug Emhoff (MAS) welcome politicians for Passover Seder
-rival Broadway choreographers (KET) & (MAR) have a love-hate relationship
-2021 Barfly Awards- boozed boomers celebrate their drunk lifestyle
April 3, 2021-Daniel Kaluuya
*Oops, You Did It Again- Britney Spears (CLF) judges more controversial celebrities
-Will You Take It?- (host) urges relatives to get the Covid vaccine
-offended mom (KAM) gets passive-aggressively noisy during family game night
-(CRR)'s parents (host) & (EGN) criticize his decision to change majors
-fraternity brother (host) suggests inviting their moms on a road trip
-at a dog park, (EGN) & (AND) object to (host)’s attempts at puppy voices
-(host) & (CES) jazz up (KET)'s birthday with an upright bass & poetry
April 10, 2021-Carey Mulligan
*Eye On Minnesota- anchors' race guides perception of Derek Chauvin trial
-What's Wrong With This Picture- contestants' speculations are inaccurate
-(KAM) calls (AIB) for advice on requiting classmate's (host) attention
-pretentious (host) & (MID) are overdramatic during a spaceship mission
-The War In Words- wife's (host) baffling letters alarm WWII seaman (MID)
-(AIB) & (host) try to sell L'eggs pantyhose to high school teens
May 8, 2021-Elon Musk
*Miley Cyrus [real] sings "Light Of A Clear Blue Morning" for castmembers' moms
-Gen Z Hospital- zoomers mourn death of their bestie with youthful slang
-The Ooli (CLF) Show- Frances McDormand (KAM) visits oddball Icelandic talk show
-trial reveals deeds of Italians Wario (host), Luigi (KYM) & Princess Peach (Grimes)
-in the Old West, eccentric cowboy (host) has radical ideas ahead of his time
May 15, 2021-Keegan-Michael Key
*Anthony Fauci (KAM) presents CDC skits demonstrating post-vaccinated life
-high schoolers (BOY) (HEG) (host) provide commentary for prom night red carpet
-The Muppet Show- security guards (host) & (KET) deal with Statler & Waldorf
-at TGI Friday's, Jemma (CES) & musician boyfriend (host) perform inappropriate songs
-(CES), (KAM) & (host) blunder the lyrics to "I Got Rhythm" during Gershwin tribute
-relatives don’t hold their applause during high school graduation ceremony
May 22, 2021-Anya Taylor-Joy
*castmembers look back on working through the pandemic during SNL's past season
-Hollywood Squares- nearly all celebrities in 1998 episode are problematic
-in heaven, female angels criticize male angels’ design of man
-Celtic Woman is a crowd-pleasing mostly-Irish musical extravaganza
-Enid (AIB) & Astrid's (host) Brawr Barn supports large-breasted women
-(AIB) & (host)’s questions to diverse TV cast are softball or insensitive
-Vin Diesel (BEB) promotes going back to the movie theatres for AMC
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