September 28, 2019-Woody Harrelson
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) phones allies for Ukraine help during impeachment
-town hall debate has Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & Kamala Harris (MAR)
-Sun's Out Nevada!- (host)’s World's Biggest Cheeto attraction becomes orange dust
-high school football team learns from (HEG) their coach's (host) penis is broken
-Inside The Beltway- flashbacks confirm (KET)'s impeachment doubts
-Chickham's Apple Farm- sisters (AIB) & (KAM) allow dull fruit picking
October 5, 2019-Phoebe Waller-Bridge
*Mike Pompeo (Matthew Broderick) & others plot impeachment strategy
-What's Wrong With This Picture- contestants apply absurd backstories
-anchors keep a racial scorecard of crimes reported during their newscast
-The War In Words- wife's (host) cryptic letters concern WWII pilot (MID)
-Royal Romance- duchess (host) & Thunderstick (KET) were a '70s odd couple
-tough-acting barflies (KAM), (AIB), (CES) & (host) still crave (BEB)
October 12, 2019-David Harbour
*Julian Castro (Lin-Manuel Miranda) & others debate at LGBTQ town hall
-Little Miss Teacher's Friend pageant contestants are student suck-ups
-hyper (BOY), (host), (HEG) & (KAM) audition to be SoulCycle instructors
-Folk Of The Past- in 1962, trio (host), (KAM) & (AIB) measure pathos
-erotic (host) & (KAM) creep out their grandkids while making pasta sauce
-Dog Court- (CES) judges disputes involving canines & their owners
October 26, 2019-Chance the Rapper
*impeached Bill Clinton (DAH) speaks at Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) rally
-confused Lazlo Holmes (host) doesn't understand an E-sports tournament
-Judge Barry (host) is able to reach a verdict upon first impressions
-on Halloween, ghost (host) reluctantly shares embarrassing cause of death
-love-at-first-sight causes (host) & (CES) to literally float on air
-Dazzle Designs- (AIB) & (KAM) sell unattractive show choir attire
-in a dance studio, instructor (KET) poorly hides his werewolf transformation
November 2, 2019-Kristen Stewart
*at an Iowa rally, Elizabeth Warren (KAM) gives healthcare policy details
-crass (AIB), (host) & (KAM) are candidates for inspirational WWII poster
-(AIB)'s use of expensive Farrow & Ball paint produces family hostility
-(CES) serves as translator for hero dog Conan during a press conference
-growling stomachs of deadlocked jury perform "Pony" by Ginuwine
-pansexual (host) pushes for a threesome with middle-aged (KET) & (EGN)
-to stargazing (BEB) & (host), constellations are depictions of oral sex
November 16, 2019-Harry Styles
*Days Of Our Impeachment- soap opera has Bill Taylor (Jon Hamm) & others
-intern (host) unwisely plans to try buying 15 Popeyes chicken sandwiches
-in childbirth class, Icelandic (HEG) & (host) display smooth methods
-sloppy intercom use of pilots (host) & (MID) offends & alarms passengers
-Sara Lee's Instagram account manager (host) is posting about his sex life
-stage act of 45 year-old former child star (CES) & her dancers is pathetic
-deejays (host) & (CRR) boldly perform at funeral of (BEB)'s elderly mom
November 23, 2019-Will Ferrell
*Gordon Sondland (WIF) doesn't assist Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) exoneration
-Democratic debate includes Amy Klobuchar (RAD) & Michael Bloomberg (FRA)
-on Thanksgiving, Pocahontas' (MEV) grandfather (WIF) criticizes immigrants
-emotional parents (WIF) & (KAM) derail a pizza parlor commercial shoot
-Cinema Classics- Dorothy (KAM) faces Munchkin muses in The Wizard Of Oz outtake
-ventriloquist's (WIF) dummy claims their relationship is nonconsensual
December 7, 2019-Jennifer Lopez
*(JIF), (Paul Rudd) & (James Corden) bully Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) at NATO
-home makeover program visits Matt Schatt (MID) & out-of-his-league wife (host)
-knockout's (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie
-(host) & other hip-hop carolers perform twisted raps to suburban family
-Hoops- (host) & (MEV) sell large, round, golden, resourceful earrings
-Wisconsin women (host) (KAM) (CES) run hardware store in bear country
-hyper (BOY), (host), (CES), (BEB) & (HEG) try out to be workout trainers
December 14, 2019-Scarlett Johansson
*Trump dominates family dinner talk in San Francisco, Charleston & Atlanta
-at a mall, dance music done by (KET) & (host) has naughty holiday lyrics
-co-worker reaction to inappropriate (host) & loveable Charlie (KET) differs
-strip club ghosts (host) & (CES) sing to couple (CRR) & (EGN) about hot tub tomb
-single (host) faces holiday marriage tropes on Hallmark Channel game show
-kitchen workers are big fans of models (BOY) & (host) from choking poster
-Trump impeachment hasn't converted thought-translator creator's (host) dog
December 21, 2019-Eddie Murphy
*Joe Biden (JAS) challenges debate-crasher Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)
-Mister Robinson's (EDM) Neighborhood- gentrification has provided opportunities
-Holiday Baking Championship- bad cakes are based on characters kids love
-The Masked Singer- after his identity is revealed, Buckwheat (EDM) sings
-Black Jeopardy!- Velvet Jones' (EDM) ho tutorials clash with modern sensibilities
-manic elf witness (EDM) describes polar bear attack on Santa's workshop
January 25, 2020-Adam Driver
*in hell, Satan (KAM) praises scoundrel defender Alan Dershowitz (JOL)
-at a slumber party, obviously-guilty toilet destroyer (KAM) won't fess up
-in a Del Taco commercial shoot, (KYM) redoes "aw man, I'm all outta cash" line
-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) interrupt professor's (host) air lesson
-aspiring actor (host) injects dark storyline into Medieval Times show
-Cheer- coaches (HEG) & (host) overlook squad members' severe injuries
-waitress (HEG) imagines romance while marrying ketchup bottles (host) & (CES)
February 1, 2020-J.J. Watt
*Judge Mathis (KET) rules in fantasy Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) trial
-Elsa (KAM) is gay & Kristoff (host) is woke in Frozen II deleted scenes
-teen (KYM) cringes when parents (host) & (AIB) overshare their sex life
-Pilot Hunk (host)- bachelorettes compete to impress muscular aviator
-host hesitates at unflattering dialogue during Madden 21 recording session
-My Fair Bigfoot- otherwise-civilized Sasquatch (host) has bathroom mishap
-delivery guy's (host) porno plot fulfillment ruins pizza shop owner (KET)
February 8, 2020-RuPaul
*Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & other candidates debate in New Hampshire
-(host), (CRR), (KET) & (EGN) play charades differently than white family
-(CES) & (host) loudly & self-righteously argue check-splitting proposal
-at the library, host "reads" to kids by insulting the books' characters
-Thirsty Cops (EGN) & (host) are hot for roadside texting driver (PED)
-The Old New York Show- eccentric shut-ins (AIB) & (KAM) long for '90s NYC
February 29, 2020-John Mulaney
*Democratic candidates crash Mike Pence's (BEB) coronavirus press conference
-Liesl Von Trapp's (CES) boyfriend Rolf (host) is well beyond teenaged
-(host) dislikes being the subject of his nephew's (PED) viral meme
-twink’s (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie
-(PED)’s request for airport sushi leads to LaGuardia inhabitants singing about facilities
-Forgotten Figures of Black History- aggravated (KET) booed Jackie Robinson
March 7, 2020-Daniel Craig
*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Elizabeth Warren [real] values her success
-The Sands Of Modesto- social distancing impacts soap opera interactions
-singer Cookie (EGN) rages on talk show after chef’s (host) innocent foil remark
-at a wedding reception, pandemic context has Debbie Downer (RAD) in her element
-host's accent coach (BEB) wants Benoit Blanc to be cartoonishly southern
-during a game night, (host) & (HEG) share incredibly-obscure movie quotes
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