September 29, 2018-Adam Driver
*Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) is emotional at Supreme Court confirmation
-unskilled 46 year-old (host) spoils teens' (KYM) & (PED) Fortnite session
-(host) & (CES) get fooled by deceitful Burger King coffee campaign
-at high school career day, oil baron (host) delights in enemy-crushing
-southern white supremacists learn that Vermont is a Caucasian paradise
October 6, 2018-Awkwafina
*victorious GOP locker room celebrates Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation
-street gang (host) (KET) (LEJ) move to game show themes in dance battle
-The Hidden Tales of Egypt- (host) molds Cleopatra's (CES) trademark look
-So You're Willing To Date A Magician- contestant (host) dislikes options
-at a baby shower, (host) is protective of oversensitive & childless (CES)
-Debette Goldry (KAM) compares her film disgraces to those of the #MeToo era
October 13, 2018-Seth Meyers
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) welcomes Kanye West (CRR) to the Oval Office
-director (SEM) gets oddball audience questions after film screening
-Thirsty Cops (EGN) & (LEJ) sexually harass driver (SEM) at traffic stop
-(SEM) is bothered that Bill Cosby (KET) is his overly chipper cellmate
-Bayou Benny's Liberal Lagniappe- (BEB) & leftist Louisianians talk politics
-clueless (SEM) & Deirdre (HEG) annoy friends with talk of their Cuba trip
-issues of electric piccolo player (SEM) leaks into Treece's (KET) gig
November 3, 2018-Jonah Hill
*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Jeanine Pirro (CES) threatens immigrant increase
-6 year-old Adam (host) lovingly roasts nanny (LEJ) in return trip to Benihana
-(host) makes unwelcome on-air marriage proposal to meteorologist (CES)
-fallen-to-the-floor high school teacher (KAM) exaggerates her dilemma
-America's Got Talent- deceiving contestants repeatedly impress judges
-Pug Wigs- (host) & (CES) sell tiny celebrity hairpieces for small dogs
November 10, 2018-Liev Schreiber
*Robert Mueller (Robert DeNiro) & others say goodbye to Jeff Sessions (KAM)
-Good Day Denver- show mislabels investors (MID) & (ALM) as incest twins
-Ms. Rafferty's (KAM) supernatural ghostly experience was dull & cruel
-The Poddys- awards show recognizes accomplishments specific to podcasts
-(host) hoses rowdy sons (KYM) & (BEB) indoors to control their misbehavior
-Dave Outside The Women's Bathroom- (host)’s amateur talk show upsets many
November 17, 2018-Steve Carell
*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Mark Zuckerberg (ALM) downplays Facebook abuse
-dumb dad (host) has to be informed by his kids about family separation
-(host) & (CES) sing odd & obscure Turkey Day song at Thanksgiving meal
-space station accident makes NASA broadcast to schoolkids traumatizing
-(AIB)’s estranged dad (host) is guardian angel crooner for teen dropout (HEG)
-(host)'s wife (HEG) resentfully denies hatred of their new RV lifestyle
-living kern of (KET) & (MEV) complicates outer space Thanksgiving meal
December 1, 2018-Claire Foy
*Mohammad bin Salman (FRA) joins Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) in Argentina
-Morning Joe- Congress is easy for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (MEV)
-The War In Words- WWI soldier's (MID) wife's (host) letters distress him
-Charlie Bucket's (host) grandparents have rough sex in the communal bed
-(CES) berates herself after losing items meant for Home Shopping Network
-Good Morning Goomah- mob women (host) & (KAM) sugarcoat men’s behavior
December 8, 2018-Jason Momoa
*Robert Mueller (Robert DeNiro) visits Eric Trump (ALM) at bedtime
-Elf On The Shelf (host) dislikes monitoring a masturbating 13 year-old
-dead Game Of Thrones characters visit Khal Drogo's (host) Ghost Dojo
-hunky spirit (host) confuses Ebenezer Scrooge (MID) on Christmas Day
-in a 1980s movie, (host)'s hatred of dorks is violently self-destructive
-Jemma (CES) & her latest meathead boyfriend (host) disrupt a sleigh ride
-after his promotion, Rudolph (PED) gets revenge towards the other reindeer
December 15, 2018-Matt Damon
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) is shown election loss improved everything a la It's A Wonderful Life
-Westminster Daddy Show- hot middle-aged men are judged like purebred dogs
-flawed ornaments have been demoted to the back of the Christmas tree
-(CES) & (host) banter as she sings "Jingle Bells" Barbra Streisand style
-(host) & (LEJ) argue during a dinner over Weezer's composition arc
-in a bar, (KYM) excuses fellow cops' teasing & genuine mistreatment
-Happy Christmas Britain- Theresa May (KAM) is loathed & pestered
January 19, 2019-Rachel Brosnahan
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) does Deal Or No Deal with government shutdown
-news report features name-change applicants affected by earthquake
-Millennial Millions- Baby Boomers prevent contestants' (host) & (PED) financial security
-female partner videos show men react accordingly when shamed like dogs
-interns (PED) (host) (HEG) suggest captions for Ken's Instagram
January 26, 2019-James McAvoy
*Tucker Carlson (ALM) Tonight- Roger Stone (Steve Martin) is wild & crazy
-Virgin Hunk (host)- ditzy bachelorettes compete to deflower abstinent guy
-doomed plane can't understand Scottish air traffic controller (host)
-focus group's feedback about Charmin's Super Bowl commercial is unhelpful
-in Narnia, (CES), (AIB) & (KAM) fawn over girlhood crush Mr. Tumnus (host)
-rowdy sons (KYM) & (BEB) get hosed by their stepdad (host) during a party
-(host) & Deirdre (HEG) annoy friends with talk of their trip to New Orleans
February 9, 2019-Halsey
*Meet The Press- Chuck Todd (KYM) & panel consider Jeff Bezos' penis
-Virginia state government officials can't grasp blackface unacceptability
-(MID) is interrupted by vaguely upsetting phone calls from parents (BEB) & (host)
-sorority pledges (MEV) (host) (CES) sing "What's Up?" at a karaoke bar
-family learns that patriarch (KET) is an online gay porn celebrity
-on the set of Riverdale, actor playing corpse (PED) is loud & spastic
February 16, 2019-Don Cheadle
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) declares a national emergency to build the wall
-Fresh Takes- teacher's (host) attempts to be cool are inappropriate
-Extreme Baking Championship- cartoon-inspired cakes have very awful results
-Family Feud- Spike Lee (host) & Lady Gaga (MEV) lead Oscar nominee teams
-"Lollipop" on jukebox makes bar fight between (host) & (BEB) a dance party
-(KAM) & (AIB) advertise The Regal Promenade Pavilion for low-rent events
March 2, 2019-John Mulaney
*at House hearing, Michael Cohen (BES) testifies to Donald Trump's faults
-What's That Name?- female acquaintances are forgotten by (host) & (CES)
-Shark Tank Legal Edition- scandalous celebrities seek representation
-(EGN)'s boyfriend (host) fits right in at African American wedding reception
-(PED)'s pursuit of a gross bodega bathroom inspires educational theatrics
-Cinema Classics- awkwardness followed Lauren Bacall's (KAM) whistle flirt
March 9, 2019-Idris Elba
*R. Kelly (KET) is disturbed during his interview with Gayle King (LEJ)
-Can I Play That?- actors (BEB) (CES) (host) assess role suitability
-inept Henriette (AIB) & Nan (KAM) create incoherent PowerPoint slideshow
-The Gold Diggers Of The WNBA- guys pursue modestly-wealthy athletes
-pro soccer player (host) joins broadcast team & makes unusual comments
-magician (host) uses casino owner's (KET) wife (LEJ) as his assistant
-(BEB) poorly hides his jealousy toward fellow actor's (host) success
March 30, 2019-Sandra Oh
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) likes Robert Mueller's (Robert DeNiro) report
-Jussie Smollett (CRR) fabricates attack to avoid being fired from Empire
-teen's (MID) future selves (ALM) & (BEB) love middle-aged weirdo (host)
-lack of Trump collusion puts Vladimir Putin's (BEB) influence into question
-for her 85th birthday, (KAM) wants to watch co-workers kiss each other
-classic footage shows (KET)'s endless encores of electric shoes song
-high schoolers give lengthy & dramatic answers to SAT test prep questions
April 6, 2019-Kit Harrington
*personal space invader Joe Biden (JAS) receives sensitivity training
-Nephew Pageant celebrates siblings' sons and their mediocre praises
-Michael Jackson impersonator (host) his pivots act to Frank Sinatra
-at (CES)'s bachelorette party, fiancé (host) performs a stripper routine
-nerdy co-workers (host) (BEB) (KYM) LARP to be employee of the month
-long-fingernailed proctologist (LEJ) makes patient (host) uneasy
April 13, 2019-Emma Stone
*Julian Assange (Michael Keaton) & Lori Loughlin (KAM) discuss their crimes to inmates
-Krissy Knox (host) & other poster models get highschooler (PED) interested in history
-The View- anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy (host) responds to the aggressive panel
-"Meeting In The Ladies Room" mistakenly takes place in a fitting room
-Prince Harry (MID) greets guests on video of the royal baby shower
-Chalmers' (KET) & (CES) Reserve Event Wine is low-quality & high-alcohol
May 4, 2019-Adam Sandler
*Family Feud- characters from Game Of Thrones & The Avengers compete
-Snapchat filters ridicule TV journalist's (MID) report from a war zone
-Joe Romano's (ADS) tours of Italy are not a solution for your troubles
-at the Sandler Family Reunion, ADS sees character inspiration family members
-Sheila Sovage (KAM) has a nauseating threesome with (ADS) & wife (KRW)
May 11, 2019-Emma Thompson
*Meet The Press- GOP senators will support Donald Trump no matter what
-etiquette coach (host) aggressively prepares (LEJ) for royal christening
-Cinema Classics- rival actresses (host) & (KAM) want to get the last word
-Judge Court- (KAM), (host) & (AIB) inconsistently rule on plaintiffs' cases
-Belle (CES) learns that Beast (BEB) has been intimate with Mrs. Potts (host)
-rowdy teen's (EGN) "you don't know me" claim is repeatedly disproven by audience
-Wait A Second, That Shouldn't Be There!- untimely products are captured on film
May 18, 2019-Paul Rudd
*enablers back Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) with "Don't Stop Me Now" variation
-Ms. Rafferty (KAM) was harassed by cavemen when she traveled back in time
-What's Wrong With This Picture- dim contestants make inaccurate guesses
-shopkeeper (host) helps (KYM) & (CES) recall song about a farting ballerina
-The View- panelists enjoy Pete Buttigieg (host) & his husband (BEB)
-at a slumber party, summoned demon (MEV) wants to join the girl squad
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