Sunday, February 20, 2022

The Saturday Night Live Mardi Gras Special - A Festive Trainwreck

I decided to try something new on this blog, so in honor of its 45th anniversary, here's my writeup of the SNL Mardi Gras Special after viewing it for the first time.


It's all downhill from here, folks.

If any lasting impression can be taken from the special as a whole, it's that it was definitely an experience, for better or for worse. What's really interesting is that there is a sense of a coherent show taking place when it starts, but it all falls apart by the end. They do a decent job covering up the patches, but it's clear things went awry by the time you get to the 4th Randy Newman song (and that's not including the solo number from the backing orchestra).

At least 1/3 of the entire special right here.

There are pieces you can enjoy, but most of the night is filled with stuff that never really hit the mark. For example, the first real sketch felt like they were throwing everything at the wall to see what would stick. 

“Bring out Rhonda Weiss, Sherry’s there too, add Penny Marshall,
throw in the bees, give them motorcycles, now make something out of all that.” 

You get the usual crowd pleasers with Gilda like Emily Litella and Baba Wawa doing the same old routine. Henry Winkler’s involvement in the latter raises the piece, but the material is nothing to rave about apart from his presence.

If you've seen one Baba Wawa bit, you know the drill.

Belushi gets three solo pieces (Al Hirt on the trumpet, Mussolini, and Brando doing “Stella”) with varying degrees of success.  Meanwhile, Jane is limited to doing commentary on the parade with Buck Henry for the whole night, apart from a repeat of the Quarry ad.


What should've been a quick gag gets dragged out for several minutes.

Outside the cast, you get whatever the Apollo Ball piece with Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams was meant to be as Cindy doesn’t arrive in time for the first part leaving Penny to awkwardly banter while the second part later in the show feels disjointed and aimless before ending suddenly. If you enjoy Eric Idle, though, his solo piece where he reports from a festival that just ended is a highlight.

Essentially a preview for the final season of Laverne and Shirley.

The biggest disappointment of the night would have to be the Antler Dance number, especially given how energetic and exciting it was closing out the season 2 premiere with Lily Tomlin. Now I was aware this edition would be unable to top that one, you can tell they were making an effort to do so (complete with an extra verse and a larger crowd). But the expanded number resulted in enough time for you to realize how corny the song really is and the distant visual of Mr. Mike dancing on the balcony didn’t help at all. Looking back, it feels like the reason the first one worked so well was the showstopper quality to the presentation coupled with the contained environment of the studio. After watching this performance, it’s easy to see why the Antler Dance isn’t remembered today.

Mr. Mike was upset with the initial performance because "the chaos overpowered the lyrics."
What he failed to realize is that this should not be considered a lyric-heavy song.

Bill Murray being a brand new castmember who’s only been on for three episodes at this point is evident by the complete lack of applause he receives during the intro. When watching these seasons a couple years ago, I felt that apart from a couple of select highlights (his first episode, “that’s true you’re absolutely right”, new guy speech) he felt out of place early on and didn’t break out as a NRFPTP until the Elliott Gould episode later that year. But I was surprised by how much I enjoyed him throughout the special. Between the debut of Honker (the only time, I believe, he's actually called that name) and the Jean Lafitte sketch (which had a thin premise that Bill carried immensely), I found him to be a consistent highlight throughout the night to the point where it makes you almost reconsider the trajectory of his first season.

This could easily pass for something out of season 3.

Overall, the idea of a live show, in New Orleans, during Mardi Gras, on Sunday was a big gamble that didn’t really pay off. Given the reaction to everyone who worked on it and the conditions they had to go through, it’s no surprise that SNL never attempted something like this again. If your familiar with this era, though, it feels like an extension to a typical episode of the time, specifically the first two seasons (Gary Weis films, heavy focus on music, etc.). If you’re watching through the series, you won’t miss anything by skipping it. But if you’re interested in additional SNL content from the early years and looking for some variety, it works as an expendable curio piece.

"The parade has not been delayed, it doesn't exist! It never did.
Mardi Gras is just a French word meaning "no parade." Good night!"

Friday, January 7, 2022

Sarah Sherman (2021- )

SS101-10/2/21: 3
SS102-10/9/21: 2
SS103-10/16/21: 1
SS104-11/6/21: 2
SS105-11/13/21: 2
SS106-11/20/21: 4
SS107-12/11/21: 2
SS108-1/15/22: 2
SS109-1/22/22: 1
SS110-1/29/22: 2
SS111-2/26/22: 3
SS112-3/5/22: 2
SS113-3/12/22: 1
SS114-4/2/22: 1
SS115-4/9/22: 2
SS116-4/16/22: 3
SS117-5/7/22: 2
SS118-5/14/22: 3
SS119-5/21/22: 2




SS201-10/1/22: 3
SS202-10/8/22: 2
SS203-10/15/22: 3
SS204-10/29/22: 3
SS205-11/5/22: 4
SS206-11/12/22: 2
SS207-12/3/22: 5
SS208-12/10/22: 5
SS209-12/17/22: 3
SS210-1/21/23: 4
SS211-1/28/23: 4
SS212-2/4/23: 3
SS213-2/25/23: 1
SS214-3/4/23: 6
SS215-3/11/23: 1
SS216-4/1/23: 3
SS217-4/8/23: 3
SS218-4/15/23: 3




SS301-10/14/23: 2
SS302-10/21/23: 1
SS303-10/28/23: 2
SS304-11/11/23: 4
SS305-11/18/23: 3
SS306-12/2/23: 3
SS307-12/9/23: 3
SS308-12/16/23: 2
SS309-1/20/24: 4
SS310-1/27/24: 4
SS311-2/3/24: 4
SS312-2/24/24: 4
SS313-3/2/24: 3
SS314-3/9/24: 5
SS315-3/30/24: 4
SS316-4/6/24: 2
SS317-4/13/24: 2
SS318-5/4/24: 1
SS319-5/11/24: 7
SS320-5/18/24: 4




SS401-9/28/24: 2
SS402-10/5/24: 1
SS403-10/12/24: 3
SS404-10/19/24: 4
SS405-11/2/24: 4
SS406-11/9/24: 3
SS407-11/16/24: 6
SS408-12/7/24: 4
SS409-12/14/24: 6
SS410-12/21/24: 3
SS411-1/18/25: 3
SS412-1/25/25: 5
SS413-3/1/25: 3
SS414-3/8/25: 4
SS415-3/29/25: 5
SS416-4/5/25: 3
SS417-4/12/25: 5
SS418-5/3/25: 3
SS419-5/10/25: 2
SS420-5/17/25: 4




SS501-10/4/25: 3
SS502-10/11/25: 6
SS503-10/18/25: 4
SS504-11/1/25: 2
SS505-11/8/25: 6
SS506-11/15/25: 4
SS507-12/6/25: 5
SS508-12/13/25: 5
SS509-12/20/25: 4
SS510-1/17/26: 2
SS511-1/24/26: 3
SS512-1/31/26: 6
SS513-2/28/26: 5
SS514-3/7/26: 6
SS515-3/14/26: 4
SS516-4/4/26: 4
SS517-4/11/26: 3
SS518-5/2/26: 4
SS519-5/9/26: 4
SS520-5/16/26: 2



Aristotle Athari (2021-2022)

AA101-10/2/21: 2
AA102-10/9/21: 4
AA103-10/16/21: 1
AA104-10/23/21: 2
AA105-11/13/21: 3
AA106-11/20/21: 1
AA107-12/11/21: 2
AA108(9)-1/15/22: 1
AA109(8)-1/22/22: 1
AA110(7)-1/29/22: 2
AA111(6)-2/26/22: 1
AA112(5)-3/5/22: 2
AA113(4)-3/12/22: 1
AA114(3)-4/16/22: 3
AA115(2)-5/7/22: 1
AA116(1)-5/21/22: 1



James Austin Johnson (2021- )

JAJ101-10/2/21: 4
JAJ102-10/9/21: 2
JAJ103-10/16/21: 2
JAJ104-10/23/21: 4
JAJ105-11/6/21: 2
JAJ106-11/13/21: 2
JAJ107-11/20/21: 4
JAJ108-12/11/21: 1
JAJ109-1/15/22: 2
JAJ110-1/22/22: 1
JAJ111-1/29/22: 2
JAJ112-2/26/22: 3
JAJ113-3/5/22: 3
JAJ114-3/12/22: 2
JAJ115-4/2/22: 3
JAJ116-4/9/22: 2
JAJ117-4/16/22: 2
JAJ118-5/7/22: 2
JAJ119-5/14/22: 2
JAJ120-5/21/22: 3




JAJ201-10/1/22: 4
JAJ202-10/8/22: 1
JAJ203-10/15/22: 3
JAJ204-10/29/22: 5
JAJ205-11/5/22: 5
JAJ206-11/12/22: 3
JAJ207-12/3/22: 3
JAJ208-12/10/22: 1
JAJ209-12/17/22: 3
JAJ210-1/21/23: 3
JAJ211-1/28/23: 4
JAJ212-2/4/23: 2
JAJ213-2/25/23: 4
JAJ214-3/4/23: 3
JAJ215-3/11/23: 4
JAJ216-4/1/23: 4
JAJ217-4/8/23: 3
JAJ218-4/15/23: 1




JAJ301-10/14/23: 2
JAJ302-10/21/23: 2
JAJ303-10/28/23: 2
JAJ304-11/11/23: 4
JAJ305-11/18/23: 4
JAJ306-12/2/23: 2
JAJ307-12/9/23: 3
JAJ308-12/16/23: 4
JAJ309-1/20/24: 4
JAJ310-1/27/24: 3
JAJ311-2/3/24: 3
JAJ312-2/24/24: 4
JAJ313-3/2/24: 4
JAJ314-3/9/24: 2
JAJ315-3/30/24: 5
JAJ316-4/6/24: 5
JAJ317-4/13/24: 2
JAJ318-5/4/24: 3
JAJ319-5/11/24: 5
JAJ320-5/18/24: 5




JAJ401-9/28/24: 2
JAJ402-10/5/24: 3
JAJ403-10/12/24: 5
JAJ404-10/19/24: 2
JAJ405-11/2/24: 3
JAJ406-11/9/24: 6
JAJ407-11/16/24: 2
JAJ408-12/7/24: 4
JAJ409-12/14/24: 2
JAJ410-12/21/24: 1
JAJ411-1/18/25: 1
JAJ412-1/25/25: 4
JAJ413-3/1/25: 2
JAJ414-3/8/25: 4
JAJ415-3/29/25: 3
JAJ416-4/5/25: 6
JAJ417-4/12/25: 2
JAJ418-5/3/25: 4
JAJ419-5/10/25: 2
JAJ420-5/17/25: 3




JAJ501-10/4/25: 2
JAJ502-10/11/25: 5
JAJ503-10/18/25: 2
JAJ504-11/1/25: 3
JAJ505-11/8/25: 4
JAJ506-11/15/25: 4
JAJ507-12/6/25: 1
JAJ508-12/13/25: 3
JAJ509-12/20/25: 4
JAJ510-1/17/26: 3
JAJ511-1/24/26: 4
JAJ512-1/31/26: 3
JAJ513-2/28/26: 3
JAJ514-3/7/26: 4
JAJ515-3/14/26: 5
JAJ516-4/4/26: 4
JAJ517-4/11/26: 3
JAJ518-5/2/26: 3
JAJ519-5/9/26: 1
JAJ520-5/16/26: 3



Saturday, July 10, 2021

Season 46 (20-21)

October 3, 2020-Chris Rock

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) interrupts Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) at debate

-TV reporter (MID) covers contact tracing at name-change office

-given a glimpse of 2020, Y2k teen (KYM) focuses on video game graphics

-NBA Bubble Draft- women hope to gain access to isolated basketballers


October 10, 2020-Bill Burr

*Bidenfly (Jim Carrey) teleports to Mike Pence's (BEB) head during debate

-upon emerging from isolation, (host) & (KAM) are called out for misstatements

-The Blitz- sports teasing is sour in wake of police shooting of black man

-after 20 years behind bars, mob boss (host) lacks modern sensibilities


October 17, 2020-Issa Rae

*Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) & Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) town halls differ

-Bonjour Hi!- Montreal morning news show has French Canadian quirks

-(host)'s eccentric Times Square exes interrupt her date with (CRR)

-Your Voice Chicago- (host)'s vow to only vote Black candidates is tested

-restaurant fans (BEB), (KYM) & (AND) threaten governor kidnapping


October 24, 2020-Adele

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) & Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) have final debate

-in 2019, psychic's (KAM) 2020 visions confuse (BOY), (HEG), (EGN) & (host)

-The Bachelor- romance drama prompts contestant host to sing her hits

-(MAR)'s lack of comprehension cuts through her grandkids' indirectness

-black men are why white divorcees (host) (KAM) (HEG) promote Africa visits


October 31, 2020-John Mulaney

*on Halloween, Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) reads The Raven before scary election

-Cinema Classics- Tippi Hedren (KAM) panics in The Birds phone booth scene

-Ichabod Crane (host) asks Headless Horseman (BEB) about self-fellation

-(PED) buying NYC souvenir store underwear prompts show tunes by Times Square dwellers

-(host) expresses his displeasure over being memed again by his nephew (PED)


November 7, 2020-Dave Chappelle

*Joe Biden (Jim Carrey) has defeated loser Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)

-corporate mascots Aunt Jemima (MAR) & Uncle Ben (KET) have been canceled

-(MID) lingers on (KYM)'s testicle trauma in Super Mario Brothers celebration

-news report reveals co-workers' (KET) & (KAM) hailstorm-induced romance

-news report shows Donald Trump's O.J. Simpson-inspired White House departure


December 5, 2020-Jason Bateman

*Rudy Giuliani (KAM) calls ridiculous witnesses at election fraud hearing

-at a sleepover, obviously-guilty Megan (KAM) won't admit to menstrual accident

-cabaret singers Charlie (BOY) & Billie (CES) recall virus-free happy days

-Morgan Wallen’s [real] future selves (host) & (BOY) warn him about SNL dilemma

-shopping mall Santa (host) & Mrs. Claus (CES) crash their plastic bubbles


December 12, 2020-Timothée Chalamet

*Anthony Fauci (KAM) & Deborah Birx (HEG) detail the Covid-19 vaccination plan

-uninfectious son (host) is the rebel in a family of coronaviruses

-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- rotating guests include T. Chalamet (CLF) & Harry Styles (host)

-Holiday Baking Championship- seasonal cakes are disgusting failures

-XXL Rap Roundtable- Soundcloud rappers (host) & (PED) irritate panel discussion

-Newsmax spin-off Sportsmax claims the Jets & Knicks are actually winners


December 19, 2020-Kristen Wiig

*Joe Biden (ALM) crashes Mike Pence's (BEB) Covid-19 vaccination event

-Secret Word- Mindy Grayson (KRW) & Austrian actress (KAM) botch holiday clues

-(KRW) & (BOY) perform a sassy scene at a USO show for WWII soldiers

-Pigeon Lady (KRW) gets aggressive in alternate ending to Home Alone 2

-The Grinch (PED) had a threesome with Cindy Lou's (CLF) parents (MID) & (KRW)

-impending Christmas homecoming revelation overwhelms surprise-loving Sue (KRW)




January 30, 2021-John Krasinski

*What Still Works?- exhausted KAM seeks non-dysfunctional institutions

-Blue Georgia- conservative southern stereotypes are overlooked in newly democratic state

-The Dividend- an economist's (host) creepy kids (MID) & (KAM) haunt (BEB)

-members of a suburban pandemic bubble are arrested for being Capitol rioters

-Supermarket Sweep- lesbian couple (KAM) & (AIB) dominate classic episode

-out-of-touch Subway ad men (host) & (BEB) criticize (AND)'s protein bowl pitch

-sex rat (KYM) controls intercourse from (host)'s head a la Ratatouille


February 6, 2021-Dan Levy

*James Brown (KET) & other NFL analysts preview Super Bowl commercials

-chatter of Universal Studios Tour guide trainee (host) is inappropriate

-self-satisfied group of friends claim to practice safe social distancing

-Lifting Our Voices- white allies' cringeworthy support is appreciated

-(host) & (CES) perform "Hot Damn" to Super Bowl fans at a sports bar

-bride's (EGN) passive-aggressive friends (host) & (KAM) object to wedding


February 13, 2021-Regina King

*Tucker Carlson (ALM) Tonight- second impeachment acquittal is assessed

-What's Your Type?- bachelorette (host) is horny for cringey white dudes

-(KET) & (host) want compensation for those who put Gorilla Glue in hair

-(AIB)'s birthday gifts from friends indicate they think she's a boozer

-before a 1978 gig, disco queen's (host) support staffer (BOY) has failed her

-(host), (KAM) & (AIB) substitute "elbow" for "vagina" at school assembly


February 20, 2021-Regé-Jean Page

*Oops, You Did It Again- Britney Spears (CLF) offers a forum for apologies

-Actors Spotlight- Ice Cube (KET) tries to fit in with panel of British actors

-guys playing pool have an emotional appreciation of "Drivers License"

-Mr. Chicken Legs Pageant- scrawny thighs of grown men are celebrated

-Songs Of The Sea- whalers' shanties describe a miserable marine existence

-inviting black neighbors to white family dinner leads to grace-saying battle

-on the Bridgerton set, (MID) & (PED) are substitute intimacy coordinators


February 27, 2021-Nick Jonas

*Anthony Fauci (KAM) emcees contest to simplify the Covid-19 vaccine distribution

-(MID) & (CRR) find (KAM) trapped inside of their mirror workout device 

-Prince Charming (host) discovers that tiny glass slipper fits mouse (AIB)

-(KYM) is forced to sit with large, stuffed “guy from Soul” on amusement park ride

-The Dionne Warwick (EGN) Show- rotating guests include host & Dua Lipa (MEV)

-after living in quarantine for a year, (host) & (KAM) have forgotten how to flirt


March 27, 2021-Maya Rudolph

*Snatched! Vaxed! or Waxed!- Spring Breakers assess vacationing chicks

-Hot Ones- spicy wings are too hot to handle for drama queen Beyonce (MAR)

-Kamala Harris (MAR) & Doug Emhoff (MAS) welcome politicians for Passover Seder

-rival Broadway choreographers (KET) & (MAR) have a love-hate relationship

-2021 Barfly Awards- boozed boomers celebrate their drunk lifestyle


April 3, 2021-Daniel Kaluuya

*Oops, You Did It Again- Britney Spears (CLF) judges more controversial celebrities

-Will You Take It?- (host) urges relatives to get the Covid vaccine

-offended mom (KAM) gets passive-aggressively noisy during family game night

-(CRR)'s parents (host) & (EGN) criticize his decision to change majors

-fraternity brother (host) suggests inviting their moms on a road trip

-at a dog park, (EGN) & (AND) object to (host)’s attempts at puppy voices

-(host) & (CES) jazz up (KET)'s birthday with an upright bass & poetry


April 10, 2021-Carey Mulligan

*Eye On Minnesota- anchors' race guides perception of Derek Chauvin trial

-What's Wrong With This Picture- contestants' speculations are inaccurate

-(KAM) calls (AIB) for advice on requiting classmate's (host) attention

-pretentious (host) & (MID) are overdramatic during a spaceship mission

-The War In Words- wife's (host) baffling letters alarm WWII seaman (MID)

-(AIB) & (host) try to sell L'eggs pantyhose to high school teens


May 8, 2021-Elon Musk

*Miley Cyrus [real] sings "Light Of A Clear Blue Morning" for castmembers' moms

-Gen Z Hospital- zoomers mourn death of their bestie with youthful slang

-The Ooli (CLF) Show- Frances McDormand (KAM) visits oddball Icelandic talk show

-trial reveals deeds of Italians Wario (host), Luigi (KYM) & Princess Peach (Grimes)

-in the Old West, eccentric cowboy (host) has radical ideas ahead of his time


May 15, 2021-Keegan-Michael Key

*Anthony Fauci (KAM) presents CDC skits demonstrating post-vaccinated life

-high schoolers (BOY) (HEG) (host) provide commentary for prom night red carpet

-The Muppet Show- security guards (host) & (KET) deal with Statler & Waldorf

-at TGI Friday's, Jemma (CES) & musician boyfriend (host) perform inappropriate songs

-(CES), (KAM) & (host) blunder the lyrics to "I Got Rhythm" during Gershwin tribute

-relatives don’t hold their applause during high school graduation ceremony


May 22, 2021-Anya Taylor-Joy

*castmembers look back on working through the pandemic during SNL's past season

-Hollywood Squares- nearly all celebrities in 1998 episode are problematic

-in heaven, female angels criticize male angels’ design of man

-Celtic Woman is a crowd-pleasing mostly-Irish musical extravaganza

-Enid (AIB) & Astrid's (host) Brawr Barn supports large-breasted women

-(AIB) & (host)’s questions to diverse TV cast are softball or insensitive

-Vin Diesel (BEB) promotes going back to the movie theatres for AMC

Monday, May 10, 2021

SNL At Home (2020)

NOTE: This section is a hypothetical look at what the live sketches might've been if they were regular episodes.


April 11, 2020-At Home I

-Ruth Bader Ginsburg (KAM) works out at home with miniature equipment

-Henriette (AIB) & Nan (KAM) have trouble using Zoom during conference meeting

-Bailey Gismert's (HEG) reviews of home-screened movies highlight awkwardness

-Cam Playz Dat- (MID) is repeatedly killed during video game Twitch session

-Sky Sports announcer Bob Tisdale (ALM) reports on homemade sports

-How Low Will You Go?- game show contestants (EGN) (HEG) (AIB) are horny


April 25, 2020-At Home II

*Anthony Fauci (Brad Pitt) reacts to Donald Trump's coronavirus statements

-What Up With That?-Charles Barkley & DJ Khaled [real] are remote during (KET)'s singing & dancing

-quarantined anchor's (MID) report is disrupted by distracting phone filters

-(AIB) & (KAM) list items that Bartenson's Grocery Store has plenty of

-Big Dominican Lunch- David Ortiz (KET) prepares meat on home cooking show

-after being released from prison, (CRR) contacts his old hookups

-intense instructors conduct SoulCycle Virtual Workouts from their homes

-Paul Rudd [real] & his cousin Mandy (HEG) speak for first time since childhood

-virtual police procedural has some singing & an anticlimatic confession

-Barbara (KAM) shows similar-looking cats available online at Whiskers R' We


May 9, 2020-At Home III

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) speaks at high school's virtual graduation

-(MAS) & Deirdre (HEG) annoy friends with talk of their quarantine trip to Italy

-pastor (KET) can't get congregation to mute during Baptist church Zoom

-Bouncy Waves- vlogger PJ Charnt (KRW) shares some hair advice

-What's Wrong With This Picture- mom contestants haven't got a clue

-Eleanor's (AIB) House- imagination summons unwanted birthday party guests

-YouTube channel features a dad (MID) getting viciously pranked by his son

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Season 45 (19-20)

September 28, 2019-Woody Harrelson

*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) phones allies for Ukraine help during impeachment

-town hall debate has Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & Kamala Harris (MAR)

-Sun's Out Nevada!- (host)’s World's Biggest Cheeto attraction becomes orange dust

-high school football team learns from (HEG) their coach's (host) penis is broken

-Inside The Beltway- flashbacks confirm (KET)'s impeachment doubts

-Chickham's Apple Farm- sisters (AIB) & (KAM) allow dull fruit picking


October 5, 2019-Phoebe Waller-Bridge

*Mike Pompeo (Matthew Broderick) & others plot impeachment strategy

-What's Wrong With This Picture- contestants apply absurd backstories

-anchors keep a racial scorecard of crimes reported during their newscast

-The War In Words- wife's (host) cryptic letters concern WWII pilot (MID)

-Royal Romance- duchess (host) & Thunderstick (KET) were a '70s odd couple

-tough-acting barflies (KAM), (AIB), (CES) & (host) still crave (BEB)


October 12, 2019-David Harbour

*Julian Castro (Lin-Manuel Miranda) & others debate at LGBTQ town hall

-Little Miss Teacher's Friend pageant contestants are student suck-ups

-hyper (BOY), (host), (HEG) & (KAM) audition to be SoulCycle instructors

-Folk Of The Past- in 1962, trio (host), (KAM) & (AIB) measure pathos

-erotic (host) & (KAM) creep out their grandkids while making pasta sauce

-Dog Court- (CES) judges disputes involving canines & their owners


October 26, 2019-Chance the Rapper

*impeached Bill Clinton (DAH) speaks at Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) rally

-confused Lazlo Holmes (host) doesn't understand an E-sports tournament

-Judge Barry (host) is able to reach a verdict upon first impressions

-on Halloween, ghost (host) reluctantly shares embarrassing cause of death

-love-at-first-sight causes (host) & (CES) to literally float on air

-Dazzle Designs- (AIB) & (KAM) sell unattractive show choir attire

-in a dance studio, instructor (KET) poorly hides his werewolf transformation


November 2, 2019-Kristen Stewart

*at an Iowa rally, Elizabeth Warren (KAM) gives healthcare policy details

-crass (AIB), (host) & (KAM) are candidates for inspirational WWII poster 

-(AIB)'s use of expensive Farrow & Ball paint produces family hostility

-(CES) serves as translator for hero dog Conan during a press conference

-growling stomachs of deadlocked jury perform "Pony" by Ginuwine

-pansexual (host) pushes for a threesome with middle-aged (KET) & (EGN)

-to stargazing (BEB) & (host), constellations are depictions of oral sex


November 16, 2019-Harry Styles

*Days Of Our Impeachment- soap opera has Bill Taylor (Jon Hamm) & others

-intern (host) unwisely plans to try buying 15 Popeyes chicken sandwiches

-in childbirth class, Icelandic (HEG) & (host) display smooth methods

-sloppy intercom use of pilots (host) & (MID) offends & alarms passengers

-Sara Lee's Instagram account manager (host) is posting about his sex life

-stage act of 45 year-old former child star (CES) & her dancers is pathetic

-deejays (host) & (CRR) boldly perform at funeral of (BEB)'s elderly mom


November 23, 2019-Will Ferrell

*Gordon Sondland (WIF) doesn't assist Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) exoneration

-Democratic debate includes Amy Klobuchar (RAD) & Michael Bloomberg (FRA)

-on Thanksgiving, Pocahontas' (MEV) grandfather (WIF) criticizes immigrants

-emotional parents (WIF) & (KAM) derail a pizza parlor commercial shoot

-Cinema Classics- Dorothy (KAM) faces Munchkin muses in The Wizard Of Oz outtake

-ventriloquist's (WIF) dummy claims their relationship is nonconsensual


December 7, 2019-Jennifer Lopez

*(JIF), (Paul Rudd) & (James Corden) bully Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) at NATO

-home makeover program visits Matt Schatt (MID) & out-of-his-league wife (host)

-knockout's (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie

-(host) & other hip-hop carolers perform twisted raps to suburban family

-Hoops- (host) & (MEV) sell large, round, golden, resourceful earrings

-Wisconsin women (host) (KAM) (CES) run hardware store in bear country

-hyper (BOY), (host), (CES), (BEB) & (HEG) try out to be workout trainers


December 14, 2019-Scarlett Johansson

*Trump dominates family dinner talk in San Francisco, Charleston & Atlanta

-at a mall, dance music done by (KET) & (host) has naughty holiday lyrics

-co-worker reaction to inappropriate (host) & loveable Charlie (KET) differs

-strip club ghosts (host) & (CES) sing to couple (CRR) & (EGN) about hot tub tomb

-single (host) faces holiday marriage tropes on Hallmark Channel game show

-kitchen workers are big fans of models (BOY) & (host) from choking poster

-Trump impeachment hasn't converted thought-translator creator's (host) dog


December 21, 2019-Eddie Murphy

*Joe Biden (JAS) challenges debate-crasher Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)

-Mister Robinson's (EDM) Neighborhood- gentrification has provided opportunities

-Holiday Baking Championship- bad cakes are based on characters kids love

-The Masked Singer- after his identity is revealed, Buckwheat (EDM) sings

-Black Jeopardy!- Velvet Jones' (EDM) ho tutorials clash with modern sensibilities

-manic elf witness (EDM) describes polar bear attack on Santa's workshop




January 25, 2020-Adam Driver

*in hell, Satan (KAM) praises scoundrel defender Alan Dershowitz (JOL)

-at a slumber party, obviously-guilty toilet destroyer (KAM) won't fess up

-in a Del Taco commercial shoot, (KYM) redoes "aw man, I'm all outta cash" line

-Science Room- dumb kids (MID) & (CES) interrupt professor's (host) air lesson

-aspiring actor (host) injects dark storyline into Medieval Times show

-Cheer- coaches (HEG) & (host) overlook squad members' severe injuries

-waitress (HEG) imagines romance while marrying ketchup bottles (host) & (CES)


February 1, 2020-J.J. Watt

*Judge Mathis (KET) rules in fantasy Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) trial

-Elsa (KAM) is gay & Kristoff (host) is woke in Frozen II deleted scenes

-teen (KYM) cringes when parents (host) & (AIB) overshare their sex life

-Pilot Hunk (host)- bachelorettes compete to impress muscular aviator

-host hesitates at unflattering dialogue during Madden 21 recording session

-My Fair Bigfoot- otherwise-civilized Sasquatch (host) has bathroom mishap

-delivery guy's (host) porno plot fulfillment ruins pizza shop owner (KET)


February 8, 2020-RuPaul

*Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & other candidates debate in New Hampshire

-(host), (CRR), (KET) & (EGN) play charades differently than white family

-(CES) & (host) loudly & self-righteously argue check-splitting proposal

-at the library, host "reads" to kids by insulting the books' characters

-Thirsty Cops (EGN) & (host) are hot for roadside texting driver (PED)

-The Old New York Show- eccentric shut-ins (AIB) & (KAM) long for '90s NYC


February 29, 2020-John Mulaney

*Democratic candidates crash Mike Pence's (BEB) coronavirus press conference

-Liesl Von Trapp's (CES) boyfriend Rolf (host) is well beyond teenaged

-(host) dislikes being the subject of his nephew's (PED) viral meme

-twink’s (host) sisters' (KAM) & (AIB) schemes backfire in classic movie

-(PED)’s request for airport sushi leads to LaGuardia inhabitants singing about facilities

-Forgotten Figures of Black History- aggravated (KET) booed Jackie Robinson


March 7, 2020-Daniel Craig

*The Ingraham (KAM) Angle- Elizabeth Warren [real] values her success

-The Sands Of Modesto- social distancing impacts soap opera interactions

-singer Cookie (EGN) rages on talk show after chef’s (host) innocent foil remark

-at a wedding reception, pandemic context has Debbie Downer (RAD) in her element

-host's accent coach (BEB) wants Benoit Blanc to be cartoonishly southern

-during a game night, (host) & (HEG) share incredibly-obscure movie quotes