September 26, 1998-Cameron Diaz
*Oprah (TIM) 2002- Linda Tripp (John Goodman) & others recall the Lewinsky affair
-The View- Mark McGwire (WIF) sits in as Debbie Matenopoulos (host) battles a raccoon
-The Ladies' Man- Leon (TIM) & (host) act out scenes from the Starr Report
-The New Hollywood Squares- the game goes on in spite of the board collapsing
-at the Moomba Club, foxy (host) picks up Roxbury Guys (WIF) & (CHK)
-witches' (host) (ANG) (MOS) brew is remarked on its bad smell
-Jingleheimer Junction- new castmember (WIF) spells disaster for kids show
October 3, 1998-Kelsey Grammer
*in bed, Bill (DAH) gets cold shoulder from bitter Hillary (ANG) Clinton
-Margaret Jo (ANG) & Terry (MOS) talk wilderness food with naturalist-cannibal (host)
-(TRM) treats his grown-up son (Shaquille O'Neal) as if he were little
-a dame (MOS) turns film noir private eye's (host) thoughts to burritos
-(host) has (TRM) & (HOS) hose Baywatch girls in order to “wet ‘em down!’
-(host) tries to adapt wild Mr. Peepers (CHK) into high society
-Morning Latte- Tom (WIF) & Cass (CHO) bring on Shaquille O’Neal [real]
-Hello Dolly- personal problems affect saccharine pitch of (host) & (ANG)
-lumberjacks blame timber sports champion (WIF) for hogging Jesus' support
October 17, 1998-Lucy Lawless
*GOP leadership is open about coup d’état plans & contempt for citizens
-Judge Judy (CHO)- Judith Scheindlen [real] rules over slutty clown (host)
-White House In Crisis- Clinton scandal discussion becomes a slumber party
-Stevie Nicks' (host) Fajita Roundup offers music & Tex-Mex cuisine
-The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, Show- Antonio Banderas (CHK) is too sexy
-Biography- Jack Perkins (DAH) boozes during profile of Puff Daddy (TIM)
-Terence Maddox (WIF) disgusts (host) & her class of sculpture students
-Goth Talk- Circe (MOS) & Azrael (CHK) report on grand opening of The Emporium of Evil
-at the World Series, Marty (WIF) & Bobbi (ANG) play a medley to the National Anthem
October 24, 1998-Ben Stiller
*BES confronts his old boss Lorne Michaels in a kung fu battle on top of 30 Rock
-Celebrity Jeopardy!- Sean Connery (DAH), Adam Sandler (JIF), Tom Cruise (BES) are inept
-Pretty Living- joyologist Helen (MOS) expresses love for her guru (BES)
-at a Halloween party, Zimmermans' (CHK) & (CHO) sex play makes (BES) & (ANG) nervous
-Real Stories of the Highway Patrol- (WIF) & (BES) harass motorists
-30 year-old (BES) has frequent outbursts while living at home with his parents (CHP) & (ANG)
-art lends Steve Wynn's (BES) Bellagio Hotel & Casino buttloads of class
November 7, 1998-David Spade
*DAS complains to his therapist (Brad Pitt) about the curse of fame
-Monica Lewinsky (MOS) & publicist (DAS) screen potential interviewers
-Accruing Equity & Making Hot, Sweet Love- finance & fornication mingle
-drill sergeant (WIF) aggressively requests love-life advice from recruits
-new dancer Kiwi (DAS) seems to have stolen Mango's (CHK) magic towards CSR
-kids' attempts to wish grandma "Happy Birthday" on the phone irritate (WIF)
-(DAS) ruins Felicity scene by also speaking Keri Russell's (MOS) part
-Dr. Laura Schlessinger (ANG) berates callers on her radio program
-chaperone (DAS) lays down the ground rules for bachelor party attendees
November 14, 1998-Joan Allen
*Bill Clinton (DAH) & Newt Gingrich (CHP) dance & sing "Opposites Attract"
-Martha Stewart's (ANG) mother (host) is a source of Thanksgiving friction
-VH-1 Spirituality Awards- transcendent celebrities receive acknowledgment
-defense attorney Suel Forrester (CHK) cross-examines witness (John Goodman)
-Space, The Infinite Frontier- in death, Harry Caray (WIF) remains goofy
-Learning With Jennifer Tilly (CHO)- host & French Stewart (JIF) drop in
-Southern tourists (host) (MOS) (CHO) (ANG) enjoy their trip to NYC
-Tarmac Talk- (TIM), (host) & Jerry Seinfeld (JIF) are blown around runway
November 21, 1998-Jennifer Love Hewitt
*Monica Lewinsky (MOS) & Linda Tripp (John Goodman) chat on the phone & pig out
-The Ladies' Man- Leon (TIM) gives inappropriate advice & plugs Skanksgiving Day
-Celine Dion's (ANG) duets album proves she's the best singer in the world
-The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, Show- Antonio Banderas (CHK) charms coed (host)
-hospital volunteers Craig (WIF) & Arianna (CHO) stumble upon pregnant classmate (host)
-Clean Teen Deodorant Spokesperson Search finds Mary Katherine Gallagher (MOS)
-Let's Make This Happen!- Hollywood players (WIF) & (host) pitch competitively
-Saddam Hussein's (WIF) private bunker is marked by adolescent accessories
December 5, 1998-Vince Vaughn
*oral sex experts testify for Senate committee investigating Bill Clinton (DAH)
-Dog Show- David Larry (WIF) & Miss Colleen (MOS) prefer canine company
-Trent Walker (host) makes Mr. Peepers (CHK) a Swinger during Vegas road trip
-settled (host) & (WIF) mislead engaged (JIF) about the joys of marriage
-ghosts of John Lennon (JIF) & Jerry Garcia (HOS) frustrate wisdom seekers
-gas station employees ponder their future in aftermath of Mobil-Exxon merger
-annoying behavior of Norman Bates' (host) mother (CHO) triggered her murder
-Pimp Chat- Bishop Don 'Mack' Donald (TRM) & Pimpin' Kyle (TIM) talk shop
-Delco Cat Toys salesmen trade macho banter & test quality of new products
December 12, 1998-Alec Baldwin
*Bill Clinton (DAH) lapses into seduction while stressing his remorse
-Morning Latte- chitchat of Tom (WIF) & Cass (CHO) gets into (host)'s personal life
-mannish 6 year-old girl (host) provokes lust in hospital clown (MOS)
-long distance cell reminder includes USA human-rights violations
-Margaret Jo (ANG) & Terry (MOS) enjoy Pete Schweddy's (host) holiday balls
-impeached Bill Clinton's (DAH) defenders assault his character at hearings
-Chanukah Hymns- album features very-unfestive Jewish holiday songs
-drunk businessmen (WIF) (host) (John Goodman) honor Bill Brasky's Wall Street knack
January 9, 1999-Bill Paxton
*Newt Gingrich (CHP) & Bob Livingston (WIF) ask "What the hell happened?"
-The View- fired Debbie Matenopoulos [real] makes a dramatic exit
-in an airport terminal, Marty (WIF) & Bobbi (ANG) serenade fellow stranded travelers
-Titanic director's cut has Brock (host) strangle old, deceptive Rose (CHO)
-Behind The Music- fall of Fat Albert (TRM) & The Junkyard Gang is chronicled
-News Force- MSNBC program is cluttered by on-screen information bumpers
-overnight-deliverymen compete for (ANG)'s business through sexy dance moves
-Fantastic Voyage- tiny scientists like hanging out in the president's penis
-Extreme Hunting- Ted Nugent (host) welcomes Prince (CHK) then shoots him
January 16, 1999-James Van Der Beek
*Bill Clinton (DAH) is honored to welcome Larry Flynt (HOS) to the Oval Office
-spelling bee emcee (WIF) tries to improvise after losing the words
-Teen Pulse- sassy musical group 7 Degrees Celsius causes girls to swoon
-Dog Show- David Larry (WIF) & Miss Colleen (MOS) supervise a canine slumber party
-laser pointers of (host) & (TRM) ruin a Harry Connick, Jr. (JIF) concert
-The War Abroad & At Home- community college fumbles a WWII documentary
-NBC executive (TIM) has created Frankenteen (host) to fill programming block
-Lou's (HOS) lovely daughter Maria (CHO) tries to seduce a TV repairman (host)
February 6, 1999-Gwyneth Paltrow
*supposed good sport Bill Clinton (DAH) gloats about beating impeachers
-E! offers awards show-style coverage of the Clinton impeachment trial
-Mary Katherine Gallagher (MOS) tries to join an all-girl Black Angels gang
-dumb girlfriend (host) ruins musician's (JIF) act but is too sexy to drop
-Staten Island Nurses- (host) & (CHO) socialize during medical drama
-(WIF)'s fiancé Margaret Healey (MOS) & her family love the jokey accents
-Biography- bitter over being dropped, Jack Perkins (DAH) bashes his replacement
-William Rehnquist (WIF) tires of partisan voting during impeachment trial
-Hardcore Rock- host endorses album of porn movie soundtrack music
February 13, 1999-Brendan Fraser
*interviewee Linda Tripp (John Goodman) is defensive towards the Lewinsky affair
-Judge Judy (CHO)- squeaky-voiced singer (host) sues over helium exposure
-(HOS) forces Ozzy tunes on diners (host) & (MOS) by insisting “just enjoy the Ozzy”
-Zimmermans (CHK) & (CHO) complicate trainer (host) during health club session
-You're A Champion, Charlie Brown (host)- Lucy's (ANG) football prank goes wrong
-Two Fat Ladies- supposedly-healthy snacks are prepared by (host) & (DAH)
-Carrie Donovan's (ANG) request to be serviced makes escort (host) nervous
February 20, 1999-Bill Murray
*The Ladies' Man- Stephanie Seymour [real] helps Leon (TIM) teach love lessons
-competitive couple (BIM) & (MOS) challenges dinner guests to Yahtzee
-(BIM) leads fellow male Knicks City Dancers in front of an unfriendly crowd
-The Quotable Caddyshack- BIM & CHC explain the reference work's utility
-Morning Latte- minor celebrity (BIM) joins Tom (WIF) & Cass (CHO) in vapid banter
-(HOS) runs wild through a party because his parents were eaten by a bear
-(BIM) spouts gibberish while trying to pose as the owner of a mystic bookshop
-Hollywood gynecologist (BIM) has casual attitude toward patients' privacy
March 13, 1999-Ray Romano
*inspired by Monica Lewinsky, Barbara Walters (CHO) tries out phone sex
-SportsCenter- Chet Harper's (host) catchphrases irritate Stuart Scott (TIM)
-restaurant patrons laugh off Roberto Benigni's (host) destructive antics
-Pimp Chat- former NYPD officer (host) discusses new career as whoremonger
-Suel Forrester (CHK) gives college basketball team a halftime pep talk
-ad man (host) plays parent during childish partner's (WIF) presentation
-GI's (host) WWII trench mates are appalled by his oddball post-war plans
March 20, 1999-Drew Barrymore
*Joan Rivers (ANG) turns demonic during Academy Awards Pre-Show coverage
-Celebrity Jeopardy!- Calista Flockhart (host), Nicholas Cage (JIF), Sean Connery (DAH) are inept
-(HOS)'s non-reply to "How are you doing?" panics Banana Republic employees
-The How Do You Say? Ah Yes, Show- Melanie Griffith (host) is obedient to Antonio Banderas (CHK)
-Dog Show- David Larry (WIF), Miss Colleen (MOS) & shemale (host) attend canine wedding
-during a sitting, Terence Maddox (WIF) recalls meeting his wife (host)
April 10, 1999-John Goodman
*regrettably-truthful Bill Clinton (DAH) tries reverse psychology on Kosovo
-(host) brings high school antics to adult literacy class led by (TIM)
-self-proclaimed wine heir's (WIF) dreadful liquor enrages his stepfather (host)
-(host) hassles anyone who complains about his incompetent gift wrapper son (CHK)
-Hello Dolly- (host) & (ANG) prefer collectibles to real-life youngsters
-a boozy & unpleasant Santa (host) unwinds at home during the offseason
-Happy Smile Patrol- crimes of kids show actors are told by news bulletins aired during the program
-uncomfortable client (host) tolerates a brothel's computer system learning curve
May 8, 1999-Cuba Gooding Jr.
*in Bill Clinton's (DAH) dream, Monica Lewinsky [real] is his future wife
-Biblical miniseries actors (WIF) & (host) are encouraged to improvise
-Pretty Living- joyologist Helen (MOS) & boyfriend (host) are into genderology
-The Ladies' Man- Monica Lewinsky's [real] experiences produce sex advice with Leon (TIM)
-obsessed host finds that Mango (CHK) has a traditional suburban home & family
-Martha Stewart's (ANG) Mother's Day gifts hint at bitter familial ties
May 15, 1999-Sarah Michelle Gellar
*recent car wreck victims Marty (WIF) & Bobbi (ANG) perform at a high school graduation
-teens (host) (MOS) (CHO) (ANG) pander idols David Boreanaz, Seth Green & Howie D. [real]
-Zimmermans' (CHK) & (CHO) sexcapades trap couple looking to rent a cabin (CHP) & (host)
-(WIF)'s loud threats to his little leaguer son upsets parents in the stands
-Shame Attack!- (CHK) & (MOS) embarrass themselves & each other in game show
-blind girl (host), monster (HOS) & Paul Williams (WIF) in really bad movie
-Britney Spears (host) & others answer questions after the Kids Choice Awards
-Brian Fellow's (TRM) Safari Planet- supposed animal expert doesn't know much
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