October 7, 1978-The Rolling Stones
*in an NBC broadcasting throwback, GAM & the SNL Band perform "I Love You"
-Tomorrow- Tom Snyder (DAA) interviews Mick Jagger [real]
-Todd (BIM) & Lisa (GIR) crack up upon seeing refrigerator repairman's (DAA) low pants
-Pete (JOB) returns to the Olympia Cafe after receiving a worthless inheritance
-Jimmy Carter (DAA) reunites John Lennon (JOB) & Paul McCartney (BIM)
-Danger Probe- Hare Krishna (JOB) & mime (GIR) encounter torturists
October 14, 1978-Fred Willard
*SNL audience member Honker (BIM) thinks he's at a Yankees game
-get low-cost legal aid from Two Guys Who Are Lawyers (DAA) & (host)
-years of dangerous acts catch up with aging stuntman Cliff Preston (JOB)
-phone talk of (LAN) & ex-boyfriend causes one-night stand (host) to leave
-On The Spot- school lunch provider Irwin Mainway (DAA) denies nutrition worries
-Bobbi Farber (GIR) talks to her mother on the phone while making a meal
-Crossroads- God tells (JOB) to his sacrifice son (BIM) in a test of faith
-business is low at the Scotch Boutique adhesive tape specialty store
October 21, 1978-Frank Zappa
*Fred Silverman (JOB) announces that Zappa is part of NBC's new image
-Connie Conehead (LAN) receives parental advice before her date with host
-a middle-class family helps with prison overcrowding by housing inmates
-Night On Freak Mountain- Jason (DAA) & Sunset (LAN) tempt stranded host with drugs
-Woman To Woman- happy wife (JAC) upsets career-minded Connie Carson (GIR)
-Franken & Davis Show- Al & Tom show democracy's flaws with negative campaign ads
November 4, 1978-Steve Martin
*Jimmy Carter (DAA) tries to convince the nation that "inflation is our friend"
-What If?- impact on WWII of flying Eleanor Roosevelt (JAC) is considered
-medieval judge Theodoric of York (host) convicts (LAN) on devil-relation charges
-while roaming in a bar, the Festrunks (host) (DAA) hit on (GIR), (LAN) & (JAC)
-Charles Knerlman (host) & Todd (BIM) fight over Lisa (GIR) while visiting her in hospital
-Looks At Books- author of Mauled (DAA) gives common-sense bear advice
-waiter (DAA) annoys host & GIR with his impressions of them
November 11, 1978-Buck Henry
*during concession speech, candidate (BIM) lists his campaign missteps
-Rovco Chinch Ranch- (DAA) plugs a do-it-yourself fur coat kit
-Samurai Optometrist- Futaba (JOB) makes a new pair of glasses for Mr. Dantley (host)
-"Uncle" Roy (host) is naughty while babysitting Terri (LAN) & Tracy (GIR)
-Great Performances- The Death Of Rasputin (JOB) is hard to bring about
-Nick Sands (BIM) entertains patrons in a bar outside of Las Vegas
-More Flu To Worry About- (host) warns of the inconsiderate Australian flu
-St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus has its assembly banquet
November 18, 1978-Carrie Fisher
*The Blues Brothers (JOB) & (DAA) perform "Soul Man"
-Princess Leia (host) is a Beach Blanket Bimbo From Outer Space
-members of the Loud family (BIM) (JAC) (GIR) (host) disturb the peace
-Mercy Killers- orderlies (DAA) & (BIM) euthanize the wrong patient (GAM)
-Tomorrow- Tom Snyder (DAA) talks to cheerful Linda Blair (host) reflecting on her rocky adolescence
-Marseilles barfly Brandy (host) sells a sailor (BIM) on mutual funds
-Bad Red Chinese Ballet- New York Yankee (GAM) represents imperialism
December 2, 1978-Walter Matthau
*Fred Silverman (JOB) adds terrible shows to NBC's programming grid
-Bad News Bees- (host) informs young ballplayers about buzzing off
-Nico (BIM) negotiates a new soft drink allegiance for the Olympia Cafe
-in her old room, (GIR) acts more like (host)'s daughter than (BIM)'s wife
-master conspirator (host) plots return of Richard Nixon (DAA) presidency
-Woman to Woman- Connie Carson (GIR) interviews a model (LAN) women love to hate
-owner of government surplus store (host) calms & advises (LAN)
December 9, 1978-Eric Idle
*Telepsychic Ray (DAA) makes up callers' fortunes as he goes
-The French Chef- Julia Child (DAA) bleeds excessively after cutting herself
-The Woman He Loved- Prince Charles (host) & hick teen love (LAN) bicker
-What Do You?- the game's sound effect rules take entire show to explain
-burned-out punk singer Candy Slice (GIR) shows up at the studio wasted
-Consumer Probe- Irwin Mainway's (DAA) endangered species fashions are displayed
-Cochise At Oxford- the Apache Indian (BIM) joins (host)'s rhetoric class
December 16, 1978-Elliott Gould
*to conserve energy, Jimmy Carter (DAA) darkens White House Christmas tree
-the Rovco All-Flammable Christmas Tree eliminates the need for cleanup
-the big-butt Widette family (DAA) (JAC) (GIR) (JOB) make rear visuals
-catatonic Colleen (GIR) suffers abuse from her Mommie Dearest (JAC)
-to wino (host), liquor brand mascots are the true spirits of Christmas
-St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus has its Christmas banquet
-Honker (BIM) takes control of a Christmas tree lot & makes a sale
January 27, 1979-Michael Palin
*Jimmy Carter's (DAA) hemorrhoids affect the State Of The Union address
-lonely Mr. Brighton (host) shifts his attention from Lisa (GIR) to Enid (JAC) then Todd (BIM)
-What If?- the possibility of a Nazi Superman (DAA) is explored
-Miles Cowperthwaite (host) comes of age as drool handler to Lord Pinkney (DAA)
-Name The Bats- (JOB) & (GIR) are attacked on (host)'s game show
-Franken & Davis Show- communists Al, Tom, LAN & GIR preview their pornographic TV plan
February 10, 1979-Cicely Tyson
*JOB claims not to be angry about having his Deng piece cut from the show
-the Widettes (DAA) (JAC) (GIR) (JOB) entertain a couple with similarly-sized butts (GAM) & (host)
-The Shah's Final Days- embassy receptionist Sherry (LAN) tells visitors to wait
-Frontier Midwife (host) tries to deliver a baby in a male-only cabin
-on route to Orlando, Nick Rails (BIM) entertains passengers on the Auto Train
-Black Perspective- host blames blacks' poor image on black men
-World At War- during WWII, the Walker Brigade tried to exploit a loophole
-X-Police (BIM) & (DAA) harass a pair of supposed lesbians (JAC) & (LAN)
-Litellavision- GAM & host perform "Porky" & Bess duet on Emily's (GIR) show
February 17, 1979-Rick Nelson
*deejay Dick Lanky (BIM) relies on listeners to do his research for him
-Twilight Zone- host is trapped in households of similar sitcom families
-Candy Slice (GIR) meets host at Rock Against Yeast '79 backstage party & performs "Gimme Mick"
-Quien Es Mas Macho?- game show gets invaded by immigrant-seeking Untouchables
-host softens the blow of bad news by inhaling helium prior to delivery
-barbers (BIM) & (host) share other merchants' worries regarding new mall
February 24, 1979-Kate Jackson
*Charlie sends Fred Silverman (JOB), host & the other Angels to sabotage NBC
-Lisa (GIR) is upset that Todd (BIM) is obsessed with nurse (host)
-child psychiatrist Dr. Schiffman (LAN) tries to help catatonic Colleen (GIR)
-Bad Cabaret For Children- kids' reception of a musical number turns sour
-at the movies, Beldar (DAA) becomes obnoxious after smoking (JOB)'s joint
March 10, 1979-Gary Busey
*JOB is irritated that unknown host stole the Oscar nomination meant for him
-Jimmy Carter (DAA) reluctantly brings his brother Billy (host) to Jerusalem
-Women's Problems- sexists give perspectives on troubles with broads
-Unsung Heroes Of Rock 'N Roll- (host) livens up a dull school prom
-slopjockey (host) comes to southern family's home to jump in cesspool
March 17, 1979-Margot Kidder
*on St. Patrick's Day, Jimmy Hoffa (JOB) subs for Mayor Daley's ghost
-(host) is visited by unsexy Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute (DAA)
-St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus has its St Patrick’s Day banquet
-superheroes attend a party thrown by Superman (BIM) & Lois Lane (host)
-Franken & Davis Show- down-on-his-luck (Tom) fails to get any support on Pity Thy Neighbor
-Men's Problems- women discuss their perspectives on guys' troubles
April 7, 1979-Richard Benjamin
*DAA gives a sub (Marvin Goldhar) tips on how to do absent JOB's bits
-The Pepsi Syndrome- Jimmy Carter (DAA) is exposed to nuclear meltdown
-Todd (BIM) hopes to score with Lisa (GIR) at his brother Milt's (host) apartment
-Scottish restaurant charges (host) & (LAN) extra for basic services
April 14, 1979-Milton Berle
*GAM, JOB, BIM & DAA re-create the Texaco Star Theater opening
-the Widettes' (DAA) (JAC) (GIR) (JOB) Uncle Wayne (host) visits the family at Easter
-Rock Concert- The Village Persons perform "Bend Over, Chuck Berry"
-club owner Buddy Pine (host) can't find talent good enough to showcase
-On The Spot- Irwin Mainway's (DAA) unsafe Kiddie Funworld has dangerous rides
-Bobbi Farber (GIR) & sister Sylvia (LAN) chat as they feed elderly father (host)
May 12, 1979-Michael Palin
*Fred Silverman (JOB) appoints Gary Coleman as vice president of NBC
-Miles Cowperthwaite (host) sails with manly men aboard The Raging Queen
-Magna-Gro energy steroids build seeds into strong gigantic plants
-Boulevard Of Proud Chicano Cars- the gas crisis takes its toll on gang members (JOB) & (GIR)
-Tom Snyder (DAA) & his mother (JAC) celebrate Mother's Day together
May 19, 1979-Maureen Stapleton
*Telepsychic Ray (DAA) makes some more spontaneous predictions
-(LAN) & (BIM) are fed up with the antics of houseguest Idi Amin (GAM)
-Roach Brothel clears your home of pests with the irresistible bait of sex
-on her birthday, (host) repeatedly clashes with her visiting daughter (GIR)
-Nick Wings (BIM) bothers Linda Ronstadt [real] & others in an airline VIP lounge
-Black Perspective- immigrants (JAC) (JOB) (GIR) are the new minorities
-Veterans of Foreign Hairdos speak of their horrific cuts
-candy store owner (host) discusses the dying mall with other tenants
May 26, 1979-Buck Henry
*after Mr. Bill visits SNL, JAC complains that she's never said the opening line
-Ray's (BIM) Disco Roller Fishing Park combines three popular pastimes
-Samurai Bakery- Mr. Dantley (host) orders a wedding cake from Futaba (JOB)
-Richard Nixon (DAA) claims that the Watergate tapes were done as a joke
-pedophilic "Uncle" Roy (host) tells Terri (LAN) & Tracy (GIR) a story before bedtime
-Franken & Davis Show- Tom tries to do comedy routine despite Al becoming a Hare Krishna
-Pete (JOB) attempts to collect insurance after a fire destroys the Olympia Cafe
-Not For Transsexuals Only- sex-changed (host) & (LAN) swapped genitalia
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