October 1, 2016-Margot Robbie
*Hillary Clinton (KAM) lets Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) fumble debate
-TV news team can't get why hottie (host) married dweeb Matt Schatt (MID)
-Family Feud- Bernie Sanders (Larry David) & Team Clinton meet Team Trump
-The Hunch Bunch- girlfriend (host) doesn't fit in with mystery team
-veteran actress Debette Goldry (KAM) shares tales of Hollywood misogyny
October 8, 2016-Lin-Manuel Miranda
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) handles Access Hollywood bus remark fallout
-at a campground, overly-friendly siblings (KYM) & (VAB) sing obnoxiously
-students callout substitute teacher's (host) attempts at cool teaching
-The Music Man- Wells Fargo Wagon has (host) bring bad financial plans
-Stranger Things- Lucas' (SAZ) parents (KET) & (LEJ) confront the group
-in WWII, wounded (PED) asks (host) to conceal embarrassing personal items
October 15, 2016-Emily Blunt
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) & Hillary Clinton (KAM) debate at a town hall
-in a hotel room, escorts (host) & (LEJ) lay out their unsexy ground rules
-short film festival attendee (VAB) is the only person not in cast or crew
-a long limo containing eccentric artists visits a Burger King drive-thru
-Honda smartbots (MID) & (host) malfunction while serving appetizers
-The Great British Bake Off- crass (host) & (CES) disrupt polite atmosphere
-hamsters (BEB), (KAM), (ALM) & (host) act a la Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?
October 22, 2016-Tom Hanks
*Chris Wallace (host) moderates final Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) & Hillary Clinton (KAM) debate
-Black Jeopardy!- Trump voter (host) finds common ground with contestants
-(host) & (CES) present Journey-inspired Halloween block party musical routine
-unscary David S. Pumpkins (host) is a confounding haunted house attraction
-proud Sully Sullenberger (host) hesitates at being (Alec Baldwin)'s copilot
-America's Funniest Pets- Joelle (CES) Noelle (KAM) & Ron Howard (host) voice animals
November 5, 2016-Benedict Cumberbatch
*Alec Baldwin [real] & KAM stop Trump-Clinton sketch for Times Square wandering
-Why Is Benedict Cumberbatch Hot?- game show helps jealous BEB find the answer
-surprise bachelorette party continues after killing elderly honoree (AIB)
-Jemma (CES) & magician boyfriend (host) provide unwanted entertainment
-action hero (BEB) eagerly solves criminal mastermind's (host) riddles
-(host) speaks for benefactor Mr. Shaw who is an eagle head in a suit
November 12, 2016-Dave Chappelle
*untriumphant Hillary Clinton (KAM) plays piano & sings "Hallelujah"
-unlike their white friends, (host) & (CSR) were tonally aware of election result
-castmembers address Jheri's Place fiasco in a post-sketch press conference
-union of Sheila Sovage (KAM) & (host) is gross & pathetic during last call
-43 year-old (host) lives with his mom (LEJ) who is still breastfeeding
November 19, 2016-Kristen Wiig
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) drops promises & rejects Mitt Romney (JAS)
-Secret Word- Mindy Grayson (KRW) & Italian bombshell (CES) flub the clues
-CNN News experts get their discussion caught in loops a la Westworld
-rival neighbors (CES) & (KRW) make competing audition tapes to be on QVC
-Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons crowd penthouse apartment window
-Barbara (KAM) & new gal (KRW) promote Whiskers R' We Thanksgiving Catacopia
-surprise-loving Sue (KRW) can't wait to share unannounced holiday homecoming
December 3, 2016-Emma Stone
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) retweets strangers during security briefing
-Student Theatre Showcase performers miss the point on social issues
-Krissy Knox (host) & other poster models teach math to highschooler (PED)
-office cleaning women (LEJ) (host) (CES) perform naughty Santa songs
-on an actress panel, Debette Goldry (KAM) describes extreme old-school sexism
-insensitive Joseph (KYM) surrounds post-delivery Mary (host) with visitors
December 10, 2016-John Cena
*Walter White (Bryan Cranston) is Donald Trump's drug enforcement nominee
-Hook A Hunk- bachelors are ignored when contestant (CES) falls for (host)
-Alabama football player's (host) bad science project is graded lightly
-Where'd Your Money Go?- pro athletes on game show have no self-control
-ledge-hanging (AIB)'s co-workers are more concerned about dangling Christmas tree
-bookstore workers (AIB) & (host) behave like romance novel characters
-United States Of Talent- brothers' (host) & (MID) owl just craps & barfs
December 17, 2016-Casey Affleck
*Vladimir Putin (BEB) & Rex Tillerson (John Goodman) visit Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)
-(host) is puzzled by homosexuality of presenters’ (FRA) & (KAM) android (BEB)
-Ms. Rafferty's (KAM) Santa-free trip to the North Pole lacked Christmas magic
-New York Now- Long Island staging of Nativity play is all low-brow humor
-kinky elves (KET), (VAB) & (host) seek discipline from Mrs. Claus (AIB)
-in a bar, knife fight participants & respondents are shy & self-deprecating
January 14, 2017-Felicity Jones
*reporters get direct at Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) press conference
-Beard Hunk (BEB)- reality show bachelorettes all possess various flaws
-106 year-old (MID) disrupts the local theater production he funded
-summoned Susan B. Anthony (KAM) can't keep modern women's attention
-dumb sex comedy creators (host) (BEB) (KYM) cite political influences
-timid (CES), (host) & (MEV) tell intercourse jokes at a corporate retreat
January 21, 2017-Aziz Ansari
*Donald Trump fan Vladimir Putin (BEB) addresses post-inauguration America
-Beat The Bookworm- brainiac (host) is oblivious to 90s pop culture
-cops (BEB) & (CES) interrogate (host) for not completely loving La La Land
-personal-injury lawyers Broderick (KAM) & Ganz (BOM) are unequal partners
-in bed, (MEV)'s pre-sex dirty talk & role-playing is too real for (host)
-animatronic pizza band character (host) interrupts a police standoff
February 4, 2017-Kristen Stewart
*Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) aggressive phone calls distance world leaders
-(host)'s drinking anecdotes surprise college alcohol education class attendees
-aggressive Sean Spicer (Melissa McCarthy) briefs & berates the press
-Family Feud- Steve Harvey (KET) quizzes supporters of Falcons & Patriots
-Willy Wonka's golden ticket reveals Charlie's (host) grandparents' health
February 11, 2017-Alec Baldwin
*Sean Spicer (Melissa McCarthy) & Jeff Sessions (KAM) address reporters
-Cheetos prefers socially-conscious pitches of (host) & (AIB) for Super Bowl ad
-at boot camp, Army colonel (host) hazes all recruits except his son (MID)
-The People's Court- Donald Trump (host) sues to restore his travel ban
-Beyonce's (SAZ) twins (KET) & (TRM) are excited during ultrasound test
-(MID) repeatedly farts while breaking his high school's sit-up record
March 4, 2017-Octavia Spencer
*not-so-naive Jeff Sessions (KAM) recounts his misdeeds a la Forrest Gump
-former employee (host) sues drug company for stealing names from relatives & friends
-(MEV), (ALM) & (host) fill in for celebrities voicing cartoon characters
-Sticky-Bun trainees (MID) (host) (MEV) fail at customer interaction
-(CES) brings (host) to her friends to prove she supports equality
-fired (BEB) supplies chocolate in hopes his co-workers will forget gunplay
-employees of host's Spencer's gift store hear her goofy product ideas
March 11, 2017-Scarlett Johansson
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) fails to inspire troops during alien invasion
-Good Day Denver- show mislabels animal photographer (MID) as pornographer
-thought-translator device creator (host) learns her dog is a Trump fan
-(BEB) gives odd directions to actors shooting an Olive Garden commercial
-Shud (KAM) & anglerfish-mermaid (host) hit on marooned pilot (MID)
-Shanice Goodwin (LEJ) & fellow ninja (host) rescue their kidnapped sensei (BOM)
-female castmembers are sidelined in pro-women sketch written by BEB & KYM
-widow (VAB) learns her husband wrote deep club tracks for (KET) & (host)
April 8, 2017-Louis C.K.
*Donald Trump's (Alec Baldwin) policies harm Kentuckians who voted for him
-prosecutor's (host) distractingly gorgeous eyelashes influence murder trial
-soda jerk (host) & teen (CES) explore power dynamics during date fantasy
-The O'Reilly (Alec Baldwin) Factor- sexual harassment charges lose sponsors
-(host) shares his sectional couch obsession but not the sofas themselves
-Tenement Museum actors (host) & (KAM) portray racist Polish immigrants
April 15, 2017-Jimmy Fallon
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) picks Jared Kushner (JIF) as his top advisor
-Family Feud- 1977 & 2017 versions of John Travolta (JIF) compete
-(CES)'s ex (JIF) tries winning her back by singing "Truly Madly Deeply"
-Civil War soldier (JIF) adds bouncy hook to morale-boosting Union song
-Sully (JIF) & Denise (RAD) join Harvard-accepted daughter (KAM) on campus tour
May 6, 2017-Chris Pine
*Morning Joe- romance between Joe (ALM) & Mika (KAM) shocks panelists
-Where In The World Is Kellyanne Conway?- nobody cares to find her
-stakeout agents (KET) & (BEB) stumble upon innocent glee of (host) & (MID)
-in an office, superiors (AIB) & (VAB) fight over (host) singing "The Boy Is Mine"
-auto mechanics (host) & (BOM) lip sync after admitting their love of RuPaul's Drag Race
-Future Classics- (BOM) played a wild Vulcan in unaired Star Trek episode
-(host) & (CES) derail couples' game night with Joe Frazier musical theme
May 13, 2017-Melissa McCarthy
*Lester Holt (MIC) questions Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) about James Comey
-Just Desserts!- unlucky contestant (host) gets pies & cakes in the face
-disgraced Sean Spicer (host) drives podium to confront Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin)
-Debette Goldry (KAM) & fellow veteran actress (host) describe sacrifices made
-fellow moms welcome in (MEV)'s essential selection of a theme animal
-production company logos proposed by (BEB) involve unpleasant (host)
May 20, 2017-Dwayne Johnson
*Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) & his administration sing "Hallelujah"
-Koko (host) mentally wrecks Trashyard Mutt (BOM) again in WrestleMania promo
-(host)'s self-made costume gets more attention than his superhero status
-Jemma (CES) & (host) are part of unplanned double date on splashy theme ride
-in 1948, star actress (VAB) can't stop farting while shooting film noir
-(host) enters child-molesting robot into mad scientist evil invention contest
-while being (host)'s wingman, bartender (BEB) adds himself to hookups
-high school seniors (BEB), (KYM), (BOM) & (VAB) perform farewell sketch
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